Dove recaps the most offensive book in the series to date, Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! wherein Jamie Suzanne wants us to really hate Italy. It’s ok though, we just hate the Jamie Suzanne instead.
character: Giovanna Screti
Irritating exchange student who does not immediately throw herself on the ground and proclaim that Sweet Valley is literally the best place in the universe. Also, kind of a dickhead herself. Her book sucks. Status: Never seen again. Presumed dead and buried in the Mercandy backyard by Jessica.