Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #87: The Mother-Daughter Switch, in which the twins play Alice, Elizabeth plays Jessica, and Alice plays a bellend.Continue reading
Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.
We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.
We will upload a recap every Monday for three weeks, and a podcast on the fourth.
Our next recap will be The Unicorn Club #21: Snow Bunnies recapped by Dove on 23 May 2022.
Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.
Elizabeth likes horses, while Jessica couldn’t give a fuck about such neighing titmunchers.
Jessica is a social chameleon. Unfortunately, her camouflage is permanently stuck on purple.
Elizabeth does not believe in ostriches. She thinks they are just “arrogant chickens.
Jessica loves meringue nests. She plans to nurture her young in a colossal meringue nest once she lays her eggs upon reaching legal and biological age.
Elizabeth dreams of being a famous writer. Jessica dreams of being an infamous serial killer.
Elizabeth cannot comprehend shoelaces. Jessica’s piss tastes like Lemsip.