Sweet Valley Twins #100: If I Die Before I Wake
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #100: If I Die Before I Wake. What happens? To quote Alice Wakefield, “I don’t think we’ll ever know the answers…” SERIOUSLY? FUCK YOU!
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Character: Riccoli kids (x5)
When the Wakefield’s shamelessly copy the Baby-Sitters Club, they need kids to sit. These ones will do. They’re probably dead now.
Sweet Valley Twins #99: The Beast Must Die
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 99: The Beast Must Die and hates everything. Mostly because of what’s going on in the world, but also the book sucks.
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Sweet Valley Twins #97: Too Scared to Sleep
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #97: Too Scared to Sleep, the unholy union between Freddy Krueger and Kristy Thomas, where literally nothing happens for 30k words.
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