Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life
Sweet Valley Twins #100 If I Die Before I Wake inside cover – Cover from Liz
I am Dove. I am: Team Jessica (Sweet Valley); Team Bad Guy (Point Horror); Team Geiger (Making Out); Team Nina/Lucas (Making Out); and I am the voice of a claymation cow named Daisy, and I was in an advert for Fairy Liquid in the 80s.
Evil twins, Wing and Dove, trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven, joining them for a dude’s point of view.
We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.
We will upload a recap every Monday for three weeks, and a podcast on the fourth.
Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.
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Elizabeth likes non-threatening androgynous boys. Jessica likes dirty rock-stars with prison tats.
Elizabeth likes holding hands and walks on the beach. Jessica likes rimming.
Elizabeth likes five to seven inches, with a slight uplift. Jessica demands nine inches, lintel-straight and as thick as a coke can.