Recappers On Hiatus
Raven turns up to tell everyone about our hiatus from recapping. That’s it. That’s the post.
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Author: Raven
Looking back at things I've enjoyed, and smashing them to pieces with the Snark-Hammer. Lover of games of every stripe and hue. NOT A REAL BIRD.
Sweet Valley High #29: Bitter Rivals
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #29: Bitter Rivals, in which Elizabeth is trapped in a face-off with her friendship as the prize! And a rosette too, probably.
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Recap Delay… Come Back Tomorrow!
Raven pops in to tell usu about a delay to our scheduled programming. Join us tomorrow, when the next recap hits the virtual shelf!
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Sweet Valley High #27: Lovestruck
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #27: Lovestruck, in which Ken Matthews can pass a football but can’t pass an English class.
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Delay To Our Scheduled Programming
Raven updates the world on his toothache, which has impacted on the schedule. … Impacted! Get it?
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Sweet Valley High #24: Memories
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #24, in which Steven Wakefield grapples with love, grief, and loss, all of which are better than grappling with a bloody lawnmower.
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Sweet Valley High #22: Too Much In Love
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #22: Too Much In Love, in which he feels empathy for DeeDee and Bill while dicking about with a friendly AI robot.
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Sweet Valley High #20: Crash Landing!
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #20: Crash Landing! In which not even a titular exclamation point can muster up a flicker of interest.
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Goodbye Patreon, Hello New Content!
Raven shares an important site update regarding the end of the Patreon programme and the promise of more content!
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Sweet Valley High #17: Love Letters
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #17: Love Letters, in which Caroline Pearce invents a boyfriend, who is more well rounded than most of her classmates.
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Sweet Valley High #14: Deceptions
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #14: Deceptions, in which Elizabeth is pressured into dating a creature from beyond the mortal veil.
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Sweet Valley High #11: Too Good To Be True
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #11: Too Good To Be True, in which we meet a girl who makes Jessica look like Mother Theresa.
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Sweet Valley High #8: Heart Breaker
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #8: Heart Breaker, in which Bill Chase’s depressing backstory gets him an X Factor audition.
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Sweet Valley High #5: All Night Long
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #5: All Night Long, in which Jessica is “romanced” by a man with a mustache, and Elizabeth… fails… a… TEST!
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Delay To Your Scheduled Programing
Hello! It’s Raven here. Hope all is well. I’m here with a quick note regarding this week’s recap, which is
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Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love, the first book in the new series… and we’re not in Kansas anymore.
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Sweet Valley Online Update: Next Stop… Sweet Valley High!
Hello! I’m Raven. You know me, right? I’m [this guy]. One of the three recappers on this wonderful and irreverent
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