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Evil twins snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Wing goes BOOM

Either the book, or Raven and Dove, provoke Wing to the point where she explodes like an explodey fiery thing, raining down death and destruction on everything surrounding us.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Jamie Suzanne Super Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Francine Pascal and it's great, creepy fun ... except the point is to make Elizabeth believe in ghosts AND SHE ALREADY SHOULD.

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Sweet Valley Twins 52: Booster Boycott by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott and burns everything to the fucking ground. Fuck gender essentialism. Fuck heteronormativity. Fuck Wakefields Must Win.

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Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica, wherein Brooke becomes Brookette (trés French) and Jessica's family use humiliation to teach her a lesson.

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Sweet Valley Twins 27: Teamwork by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork, in which a dog gets a bad dye job and Ken Matthews doesn't get paid for his hard work. Oh, and the twins exist.

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Sweet Valley Twins 5: Sneaking Out Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #5: Sneaking Out by Dove
Title: Sneaking Out Tagline: Will Elizabeth tell her parents if Jessica sneaks out to the rock concert? (No, of course she won’t. Elizabeth would tell anyone if Jess stabbed her in the face.) Summary: All the kids at Sweet Valley Middle School are talking about the big Johnny Buck concert. For the second year in […]

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