Wakefields Must Win
Sweet Valley Twins #70: Psychic Sisters by Raven on 7 January 2019
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #70: Psychic Sisters. If the twins COULD read minds, Steven would be in jail.
Sweet Valley Twins #65: Patty’s Last Dance by Wing on 12 November 2018
Wing recaps Patty’s Last Dance and the book dances its way into her heart.
Characters: Amy Sutton, Elizabeth Wakefield, Hollywood Jones, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Julie Porter, Kerry Glenn, Lila Fowler, Madame Baril, Mandy Miller, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Patty Gilbert, Veronica Brooks
Relationships: Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas
Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans by Dove on 20 August 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans wherein Melissa and Andy McCormick lose their mother and it’s actually quite sad, and Elizabeth does very little, except show up every few pages to remind us that she exists.
Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Unicorns Go Hawaiian by Wing on 16 July 2018
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Unicorns Go Hawaiian
Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott by Wing on 18 June 2018
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott and burns everything to the fucking ground. Fuck gender essentialism. Fuck heteronormativity. Fuck Wakefields Must Win.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Winston Egbert
Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible by Dove on 4 June 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible wherein Elizabeth enters an abusive relationship and changes everything about herself to appease her abuser. Or she gets too big for her boots after winning a few awards. You decide what you think the book’s about.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Pamela McDonald
Events: Model Student Nominations
Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Wing on 23 April 2018
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica, wherein Brooke becomes Brookette (trés French) and Jessica’s family use humiliation to teach her a lesson.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Brooke Dennis
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: France
Events: Essay Contest
Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins by Dove on 8 January 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins, in which Jessica launches a rival newspaper, many lies are told and Amy Sutton can just get in the f***ing sea.
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Running a Student Paper
Characters: Amy Sutton, Anita Pearce, Bruce Patman, Caroline Pearce, Charlie Cashman, Donny Diamond, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Ms Langberg, Nora Mercandy, Steven Wakefield, Tamara Chase
Events: School Dance