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too many Peters

We are 40 books in, and there are six Peters already (Peter Jeffries, Peter DeHaven, Peter Sampson, Peter Moore, Pete Stone and Peter Burns). That is a new Peter every 6.6 books. The stats don’t lie. For fuck’s sake, Jamie Suzanne, John is the most common boy’s name.

Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees wherein #BestJess attempts to save the trees, Elizabeth is genuinely useless, facts are a last resort.

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Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley wherein she over-identifies with a nerd, keeps saying Smooze instead of "the Slime" and Jessica's first kiss gets revoked.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: The Ghost in the Graveyard by Jamie Suzanne Super Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #2: The Ghost in the Graveyard by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet VAlley Twins Super Chiller 2: The Ghost in the Graveyard. There's a ghost... but is it in a graveyard? Enquiring minds want to know!

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