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The tears of a saint

Elizabeth is crying once more.


Magna Edition 2 - A Christmas Without ElizabethMagna Editions: Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth (27 Feb 2019)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth, in which Elizabeth Lassos the Moon. Merry Chrismas, Sweet Valley!

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Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans (20 Aug 2018)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans wherein Melissa and Andy McCormick lose their mother and it's actually quite sad, and Elizabeth does very little, except show up every few pages to remind us that she exists.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost (18 Dec 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost, which is a Sweet Valley retelling of A Christmas Carol, with pop stars and talking unicorns (not the girl gang), and loads of versions of Jessica... all of which she takes a few minutes to identify as being herself (or Liz).

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Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #21: Left Behind (18 Jul 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind, where Saint Elizabeth solves everything. Again.

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Sweet Valley Twins 18: Center of Attention - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention (19 Jun 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention. And she loves it. Massively. We can mock her for this.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #1: The Class Trip by Jamie SuzanneSuper Editions: Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #1: The Class Trip (5 Jun 2017)
Raven recaps the very worst that Sweet Valley Twins has to offer: Super Edition #1: The Class Trip. Nobody likes this book. Like, ever.

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Sweet Valley Twins 14: Tug of War by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War (1 May 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War, the first in the series to reuse a plot - and only two books after the last time this plot was used: student council elections!

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Sweet Valley Twins 11: Buried Treasure (Image from Calibre dataSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure (3 Apr 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure

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Sweet Valley Twins 9: Against the RulesSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules (13 Mar 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don't like it. Can you blame them? You don't live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.

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Sweet Valley Twins 2: Teacher's PetSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet (9 Jan 2017)
Title: Teacher’s Pet Tagline: Will Jessica steal the lead in the ballet recital from Elizabeth? (The answer to that question is always yes. If Jessica can steal something from Elizabeth, she will. And Elizabeth will be like, “Oh, Jess, you’re so funny.”) [Raven: Alternate Tagline – “Elizabeth waves her hands in the air, while Jessica […]

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