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The tears of a saint

Elizabeth is crying once more.

Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans wherein Melissa and Andy McCormick lose their mother and it's actually quite sad, and Elizabeth does very little, except show up every few pages to remind us that she exists.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost by Jamie Suzanne Super Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost, which is a Sweet Valley retelling of A Christmas Carol, with pop stars and talking unicorns (not the girl gang), and loads of versions of Jessica... all of which she takes a few minutes to identify as being herself (or Liz).

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Sweet Valley Twins 14: Tug of War by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War, the first in the series to reuse a plot - and only two books after the last time this plot was used: student council elections!

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Sweet Valley Twins 9: Against the Rules Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don't like it. Can you blame them? You don't live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.

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Sweet Valley Twins 2: Teacher's Pet Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet by Dove
Title: Teacher’s Pet Tagline: Will Jessica steal the lead in the ballet recital from Elizabeth? (The answer to that question is always yes. If Jessica can steal something from Elizabeth, she will. And Elizabeth will be like, “Oh, Jess, you’re so funny.”) [Raven: Alternate Tagline – “Elizabeth waves her hands in the air, while Jessica […]

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