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It’s amazing how frequently there are new kids joining Sweet Valley Middle School mid-year.


Sweet Valley Twins 30: Princess Elizabeth by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #30: Princess Elizabeth (16 Oct 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 30: Princess Elizabeth, in which we learn that the Santa Doran monarchy have incredibly lax security, and that... DOVE LOATHES THE CONCEPT OF MONARCHY.

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Sweet Valley Twins 23: Claim to Fame by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #23: Claim to Fame (31 Jul 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 23: Claim to Fame, wherein the school inexplicably celebrates being 25 years old by burying a time capsule containing stuff from 25 years ago.

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Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #22: Out of Place (24 Jul 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place. Once again the harpies of Sweet Valley decide to bully a new student to the point of suicide, and somehow that's ok.

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Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #16: Second Best (22 May 2017)
Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best. Where brothers dislike each other, and it's up to busybody Elizabeth to turn them into BFFs.

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Sweet Valley Twins 10: One of the GangSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #10: One of the Gang (27 Mar 2017)
Title: One of the Gang Tagline: Is Jessica really as perfect as she thinks she is? (No. Jessica is a barely functioning sociopath – used in the literal sense, not the salacious.) Summary: Jessica Wakefield has always been the center of everything at school. And Pamela Jacobson has always spent her time on the sidelines, […]

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Sweet Valley Twins 9: Against the RulesSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules (13 Mar 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don't like it. Can you blame them? You don't live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.

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Sweet Valley Twins 6: The New GirlSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #6: The New Girl (13 Feb 2017)
Title: The New Girl Tagline: How can twin sisters cause triple trouble? Answer: By kidnapping a classmate and forcing them to undergo radical plastic surgery for the purposes of a joke? Pretty sure Amy would do it willingly. Summary: Identical twins Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield don’t always agree on things – until Brooke Dennis arrives […]

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Sweet Valley Twins 3: The Haunted HouseSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House (16 Jan 2017)
Title: The Haunted House Tagline: Will a witch’s spell come between Elizabeth and Jessica? [Dove: Not until Super Chiller #9, and it’s more of a curse than a spell…] [Wing: SPOILERS.] Summary: Everyone at Sweet Valley Middle School has always said the Mercandy mansion is haunted. Strange lights flicker in the windows at night, and […]

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