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Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by Dove
Dove recaps the most offensive book in the series to date, Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! wherein Jamie Suzanne wants us to really hate Italy. It's ok though, we just hate the Jamie Suzanne instead.

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Sweet Valley Twins 51: Elizabeth the Impossible by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible wherein Elizabeth enters an abusive relationship and changes everything about herself to appease her abuser. Or she gets too big for her boots after winning a few awards. You decide what you think the book's about.

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Sweet Valley Twins 50: Jessica and the Secret Star, by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #50: Jessica and the Secret Star by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #50: Jessica and the Secret Star, in which the New Girl has a dark and mysterious toilet-paper-shaped past...

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Sweet Valley Twins #47: Jessica's New Look by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #47: Jessica’s New Look by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 47: Jessica’s New Look, wherein Jessica is a boring, self-centred twat who whines a lot about how wearing glasses is LITERALLY THE WORST. No. This book is the worst.

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Sweet Valley Twins #45: Lucy Takes the Reins by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #45: Lucy Takes the Reins by Dove
Dove recaps Lucy Takes the Reins, wherein Dove doesn't care in the slightest about Lucy, but ADORES WHOLEHEARTEDLY the b-plot, which features #BestJess

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: The Ghost in the Graveyard by Jamie Suzanne Super Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #2: The Ghost in the Graveyard by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet VAlley Twins Super Chiller 2: The Ghost in the Graveyard. There's a ghost... but is it in a graveyard? Enquiring minds want to know!

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Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth’s New Hero by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #33: Elizabeth’s New Hero by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth's New Hero, wherein a visting East German gymnast dreams of defecting to the warm bosom of Sweet Valley. Tear down the wall!

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret by Jamie Suzanne Super Editions, Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret, in which the Wakefield Twins attend a Sleepaway Camp, and ACTUALLY ENTER A CONTEST THEY DON'T WIN.

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