The new girl/boy
Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna? by Raven on 17 December 2018
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna? There’s a new girl in town, and she’s deaf. BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH!
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Cammi Adams
Events: Party: Beach Party
Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by Dove on 17 September 2018
Dove recaps the most offensive book in the series to date, Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! wherein Jamie Suzanne wants us to really hate Italy. It’s ok though, we just hate the Jamie Suzanne instead.
Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible by Dove on 4 June 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible wherein Elizabeth enters an abusive relationship and changes everything about herself to appease her abuser. Or she gets too big for her boots after winning a few awards. You decide what you think the book’s about.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Pamela McDonald
Events: Model Student Nominations
Sweet Valley Twins #50: Jessica and the Secret Star by Raven on 28 May 2018
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #50: Jessica and the Secret Star, in which the New Girl has a dark and mysterious toilet-paper-shaped past…
Sweet Valley Twins #47: Jessica’s New Look by Dove on 30 April 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 47: Jessica’s New Look, wherein Jessica is a boring, self-centred twat who whines a lot about how wearing glasses is LITERALLY THE WORST. No. This book is the worst.
Sweet Valley Twins #45: Lucy Takes the Reins by Dove on 9 April 2018
Dove recaps Lucy Takes the Reins, wherein Dove doesn’t care in the slightest about Lucy, but ADORES WHOLEHEARTEDLY the b-plot, which features #BestJess
Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #2: The Ghost in the Graveyard by Raven on 12 February 2018
Raven recaps Sweet VAlley Twins Super Chiller 2: The Ghost in the Graveyard. There’s a ghost… but is it in a graveyard? Enquiring minds want to know!
Sweet Valley Twins #40: Danny Means Trouble by Dove on 5 February 2018
Dove slugs her way through another Very Special Episode during which she wants to murder Elizabeth. More than usual.
Sweet Valley Twins #33: Elizabeth’s New Hero by Raven on 20 November 2017
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth’s New Hero, wherein a visting East German gymnast dreams of defecting to the warm bosom of Sweet Valley. Tear down the wall!
Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret by Raven on 23 October 2017
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret, in which the Wakefield Twins attend a Sleepaway Camp, and ACTUALLY ENTER A CONTEST THEY DON’T WIN.