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THANK GOD FOR ELIZABETH

How on earth would we survive without Saint Elizabeth?


Magna Edition 2 - A Christmas Without ElizabethMagna Editions: Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth (27 Feb 2019)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth, in which Elizabeth Lassos the Moon. Merry Chrismas, Sweet Valley!

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Sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero (11 Feb 2019)
Raven recaps sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero, in which Elizabeth saves Denny Jacobson's life over and over again, yet no one thinks to stab Steven in the face.

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Sweet Valley Twins 67: Jessica the Thief by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief (3 Dec 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief, and it's fun enough for an overdone plot and subplot. Also: Jessica is a damn thief all the damn time. Except this time.

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Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans (20 Aug 2018)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans wherein Melissa and Andy McCormick lose their mother and it's actually quite sad, and Elizabeth does very little, except show up every few pages to remind us that she exists.

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Sweet Valley Twins 51: Elizabeth the Impossible by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible (4 Jun 2018)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible wherein Elizabeth enters an abusive relationship and changes everything about herself to appease her abuser. Or she gets too big for her boots after winning a few awards. You decide what you think the book's about.

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Sweet Valley Twins 50: Jessica and the Secret Star, by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #50: Jessica and the Secret Star (28 May 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #50: Jessica and the Secret Star, in which the New Girl has a dark and mysterious toilet-paper-shaped past...

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Sweet Valley Twins #45: Lucy Takes the Reins by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #45: Lucy Takes the Reins (9 Apr 2018)
Dove recaps Lucy Takes the Reins, wherein Dove doesn't care in the slightest about Lucy, but ADORES WHOLEHEARTEDLY the b-plot, which features #BestJess

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Sweet Valley Twins 44: Amy Moves In by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #44: Amy Moves In (3 Apr 2018)
Raven recaps the totally forgettable... erm... huh... what was it again? Something to do with a fire? Oh yeah, Sweet Valley Twins #44: Amy Moves In.

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Sweet Valley Twins 40: Danny Means Trouble by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #40: Danny Means Trouble (5 Feb 2018)
Dove slugs her way through another Very Special Episode during which she wants to murder Elizabeth. More than usual.

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Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing (1 Jan 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing and though everybody's a sleuth no one wears a dramatic trench coat.

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