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Evil twins snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Something Must Be Done

Someone, usually Elizabeth, is going to sort this shit out. Right now.

Sweet Valley Twins 52: Booster Boycott by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott and burns everything to the fucking ground. Fuck gender essentialism. Fuck heteronormativity. Fuck Wakefields Must Win.

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Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth’s New Hero by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #33: Elizabeth’s New Hero by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth's New Hero, wherein a visting East German gymnast dreams of defecting to the warm bosom of Sweet Valley. Tear down the wall!

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Sweet Valley Twins 27: Teamwork by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork, in which a dog gets a bad dye job and Ken Matthews doesn't get paid for his hard work. Oh, and the twins exist.

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Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #26: Taking Charge by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge, in which the b-plot is the most compelling thing, because it doesn't require an iron grip on the idiot ball.

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