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Something Must Be Done

Someone, usually Elizabeth, is going to sort this shit out. Right now.


Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace (1 Jan 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace and it has everything wonderful! Vengeful ghosts! Murder mysteries! #bestjess everywhere!

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Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won't Someone Help Anna by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna? (17 Dec 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won't Someone Help Anna? There's a new girl in town, and she's deaf. BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH!

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Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery (22 Oct 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery, which abounds with mystery and a little schooling, but has infinite charm.

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Sweet Valley Twins 52: Booster Boycott by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott (18 Jun 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott and burns everything to the fucking ground. Fuck gender essentialism. Fuck heteronormativity. Fuck Wakefields Must Win.

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Sweet Valley Twins 40: Danny Means Trouble by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #40: Danny Means Trouble (5 Feb 2018)
Dove slugs her way through another Very Special Episode during which she wants to murder Elizabeth. More than usual.

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Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing (1 Jan 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing and though everybody's a sleuth no one wears a dramatic trench coat.

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Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth’s New Hero by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #33: Elizabeth’s New Hero (20 Nov 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth's New Hero, wherein a visting East German gymnast dreams of defecting to the warm bosom of Sweet Valley. Tear down the wall!

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Sweet Valley Twins 27: Teamwork by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork (18 Sep 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork, in which a dog gets a bad dye job and Ken Matthews doesn't get paid for his hard work. Oh, and the twins exist.

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Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #26: Taking Charge (11 Sep 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge, in which the b-plot is the most compelling thing, because it doesn't require an iron grip on the idiot ball.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief by Jamie SuzanneSuper Editions, Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief (21 Aug 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief, in which there are spies, disappearing ink, and the most inept choral leaders on the planet.

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