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Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #6: The Curse of the Golden Heart by Wing on 24 June 2019
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller: The Curse of the Golden Heart. There are far too many dreams and far too little cursing.
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: scuba diving
Events: Spring Break
Ned’s Law Discipline: Litigation
Sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero by Raven on 11 February 2019
Raven recaps sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero, in which Elizabeth saves Denny Jacobson’s life over and over again, yet no one thinks to stab Steven in the face.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Denny Jacobson (but not through choice)
Characters: Amy Sutton, Denny Jacobson, Elizabeth Wakefield, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Joe (aka "Sam") Howell, Mandy Miller, Maria Slater, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Pam Martin, Steven Wakefield
Relationships: Janet Howell/Denny Jacobson
Events: Teen Health Fair
Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married by Dove on 10 December 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married, wherein each twin gets paired with an even worse version of themself and wacky hi-jinks ensue with bonus baby (egg) death! #RIPStevenFidos #NeverForget
Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas by Dove on 5 November 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas wherein the emphasis is on the Magic rather than the Christmas, dolls can move, creatures die, and gosh, this summary sounds dark.
Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible by Dove on 4 June 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible wherein Elizabeth enters an abusive relationship and changes everything about herself to appease her abuser. Or she gets too big for her boots after winning a few awards. You decide what you think the book’s about.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Pamela McDonald
Events: Model Student Nominations
Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins by Dove on 8 January 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins, in which Jessica launches a rival newspaper, many lies are told and Amy Sutton can just get in the f***ing sea.
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Running a Student Paper
Characters: Amy Sutton, Anita Pearce, Bruce Patman, Caroline Pearce, Charlie Cashman, Donny Diamond, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Ms Langberg, Nora Mercandy, Steven Wakefield, Tamara Chase
Events: School Dance
Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack by Wing on 9 October 2017
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack, wherein Jess faces four children more evil and annoying than herself. And Wing has zero sympathy. It is beautiful.
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Baby-Sitting
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Bruce Patman, Caroline Pearce, Dennis Sampson, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Gretchen Sampson, Jessica Wakefield, Julie Porter, Ken Matthews, Lila Fowler, Mr Bowman, Mr Sampson, Mrs Sampson, Ned Wakefield, Olivia Davidson, Peter Sampson, Steven Wakefield, Susan Sampson, Winston Egbert
Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! by Raven on 25 September 2017
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! This book sees Elizabeth and Jessica join forces against their brother Stephen, who has become possessed by a giant squid. The fourteen-year-old sandwich chomper threatens to squirt his murky ink all over Sweet Valley, and the twins decree he Must Be Stopped. (Actually, that’s a big lie… April Fool!)
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Bruce Patman, Charlie Cashman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jerry McAllister, Jessica Wakefield, Julie Porter, Lila Fowler, Lois Waller, Mr Clark, Mr Davis, Mr Edwards, Mrs Gerhart, Pamela Jacobson, Steven Wakefield
Events: April Fools' Day
Sweet Valley Twins #25: Standing Out by Dove on 28 August 2017
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 25: Standing Out, in which Billie Layton has to deal with getting her period, liking boys, and having her shitbag parents steal her name and give it to their new child.
Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully by Dove on 26 June 2017
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully, a book she loves the idea of, but loathes the execution of.
Characters: Aaron Dallas, Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Caroline Pearce, Dennis Cookman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Grace Oliver, Ken Matthews, Kent Kellerman, Lila Fowler, Mr Bowman, Ned Wakefield, Olivia Davidson, Sarah Thomas, Steven Wakefield
Relationships: Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas