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Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #6: The Curse of the Golden Heart by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #6: The Curse of the Golden Heart (24 Jun 2019)
Title: The Curse of the Golden Heart (or Curse Stories 2: Electric Boogaloo) Tagline: Pirate treasure! Summary: A broken heart… It’s spring, and identical twins Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield are taking a scuba diving course at Pirates Cove. On their first dive the twins discover the remains of an old pirate ship, and half a […]

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Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away (26 Mar 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away, and, shock of all shocks, REALLY LIKES TODD WILKINS. Who replaced her with some sort of Sweet Valley pod person?!

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Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day (13 Mar 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.

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Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion (28 Jan 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace (1 Jan 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace and it has everything wonderful! Vengeful ghosts! Murder mysteries! #bestjess everywhere!

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Sweet Valley Twins 67: Jessica the Thief by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief (3 Dec 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief, and it's fun enough for an overdone plot and subplot. Also: Jessica is a damn thief all the damn time. Except this time.

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Sweet Valley Twins #65: Patty's Last Dance by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #65: Patty’s Last Dance (12 Nov 2018)
Wing recaps Patty's Last Dance and the book dances its way into her heart.

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Sweet Valley Twins 62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mom by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mum (8 Oct 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah's Dad and Sophia's Mum and is both annoyed and bored. How? How is that even possible? All these great tropes and yet the story is terrible.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower (10 Sep 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Francine Pascal and it's great, creepy fun ... except the point is to make Elizabeth believe in ghosts AND SHE ALREADY SHOULD.

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Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's In Love by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother’s in Love! (13 Aug 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's in Love! and we learn the truth about Pea Pong. PEA PONG.

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