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Sweet Valley Twins 50: Jessica and the Secret Star, by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #50: Jessica and the Secret Star (28 May 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #50: Jessica and the Secret Star, in which the New Girl has a dark and mysterious toilet-paper-shaped past...

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Sweet Valley Twins #48: Mandy Miller Fights Back by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #48: Mandy Miller Fights Back (8 May 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #49: Mandy Miller Fights Back, in which we meet the best Sweet Valley peripheral character yet!

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Sweet Valley Twins 44: Amy Moves In by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #44: Amy Moves In (3 Apr 2018)
Raven recaps the totally forgettable... erm... huh... what was it again? Something to do with a fire? Oh yeah, Sweet Valley Twins #44: Amy Moves In.

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Sweet Valley Twins 43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss, by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss (12 Mar 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabet's First Kiss, which sees Elizabeth lose her lip virginity to the inestimable Todd Wilkins... or does she?

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: The Ghost in the Graveyard by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #2: The Ghost in the Graveyard (12 Feb 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet VAlley Twins Super Chiller 2: The Ghost in the Graveyard. There's a ghost... but is it in a graveyard? Enquiring minds want to know!

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Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back (15 Jan 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back, in which Sweet Valley's resident fatso climbs on a bike in the name of charity...

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Sweet Valley Twins #35: Amy's Pen Pal by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #35: Amy’s Pen Pal (11 Dec 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 35: Amy's Pen Pal, in which Amy Sutton loses a new friend to siren call of the Unigibbons. Will they steal her friend forever?

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Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth’s New Hero by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #33: Elizabeth’s New Hero (20 Nov 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth's New Hero, wherein a visting East German gymnast dreams of defecting to the warm bosom of Sweet Valley. Tear down the wall!

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret by Jamie SuzanneSuper Editions, Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret (23 Oct 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret, in which the Wakefield Twins attend a Sleepaway Camp, and ACTUALLY ENTER A CONTEST THEY DON'T WIN.

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Sweet Valley Twins 28: April Fool by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! (25 Sep 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! This book sees Elizabeth and Jessica join forces against their brother Stephen, who has become possessed by a giant squid. The fourteen-year-old sandwich chomper threatens to squirt his murky ink all over Sweet Valley, and the twins decree he Must Be Stopped. (Actually, that's a big lie... April Fool!)

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