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Raven disapproves of the faculty

Just follow this tag to see just how much Raven disapproves of the teaching staff. And it’s not hard to see why. From the unspeakable (Mr Nydick), to missing money, to ignoring students, to detentions over nothing, to running the Hunger Games… the Sweet Valley Middle School faculty are not going to do well on their Ofsted inspection. (There’s a joke that will resonate with everyone who isn’t English, right?)


Sweet Valley Twins 75: Jessica and the EarthquakeSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake (4 Mar 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake, which unfortunately does not have the same body count as the Sweet Valley High book called Earthquake.

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Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won't Someone Help Anna by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna? (17 Dec 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won't Someone Help Anna? There's a new girl in town, and she's deaf. BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH!

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Sweet Valley Twins 59: Barnyard Battle by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #59: Barnyard Battle (27 Aug 2018)
Raven recaps Barnyard Battle, in which Elizabeth nearly dies in a lightning storm and no one gives a tiny rat's ass.

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Sweet Valley Twins #48: Mandy Miller Fights Back by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #48: Mandy Miller Fights Back (8 May 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #49: Mandy Miller Fights Back, in which we meet the best Sweet Valley peripheral character yet!

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Sweet Valley Twins 40: Danny Means Trouble by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #40: Danny Means Trouble (5 Feb 2018)
Dove slugs her way through another Very Special Episode during which she wants to murder Elizabeth. More than usual.

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