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Poor little Jessica

Everyone is being MEAN to Jessica, and it’s not her fault.


Sweet Valley Twins 67: Jessica the Thief by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief (3 Dec 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief, and it's fun enough for an overdone plot and subplot. Also: Jessica is a damn thief all the damn time. Except this time.

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Sweet Valley Twins 59: Barnyard Battle by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #59: Barnyard Battle (27 Aug 2018)
Raven recaps Barnyard Battle, in which Elizabeth nearly dies in a lightning storm and no one gives a tiny rat's ass.

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Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught (26 Feb 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught and resorts to bullet points really damn early because it is not a good time.

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Sweet Valley Twins 31: Jessicas Bad Idea by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #31: Jessica’s Bad Idea (30 Oct 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 31: Jessica's Bad Idea, in which the most loathesome creature on the planet goes toe-to-toe with... Jessica? Yes. There is someone *worse* than Jess in Sweet Valley.

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Sweet Valley Twins 18: Center of Attention - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention (19 Jun 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention. And she loves it. Massively. We can mock her for this.

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Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #16: Second Best (22 May 2017)
Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best. Where brothers dislike each other, and it's up to busybody Elizabeth to turn them into BFFs.

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Sweet Valley Twins 2: Teacher's PetSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet (9 Jan 2017)
Title: Teacher’s Pet Tagline: Will Jessica steal the lead in the ballet recital from Elizabeth? (The answer to that question is always yes. If Jessica can steal something from Elizabeth, she will. And Elizabeth will be like, “Oh, Jess, you’re so funny.”) [Raven: Alternate Tagline – “Elizabeth waves her hands in the air, while Jessica […]

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