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Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

No means no – unless you’re Jessica

Book 1: When Jessica Wakefield wanted something, there was no ‘maybe’. There was only ‘yes’.

Book 5: Elizabeth wasn’t surprised. After all, Jessica almost never took no for an answer.


Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day (13 Mar 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.

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Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees (14 Jan 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees wherein #BestJess attempts to save the trees, Elizabeth is genuinely useless, facts are a last resort.

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Sweet Valley Twins 67: Jessica the Thief by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief (3 Dec 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief, and it's fun enough for an overdone plot and subplot. Also: Jessica is a damn thief all the damn time. Except this time.

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Sweet Valley Twins #65: Patty's Last Dance by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #65: Patty’s Last Dance (12 Nov 2018)
Wing recaps Patty's Last Dance and the book dances its way into her heart.

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Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica (23 Apr 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica, wherein Brooke becomes Brookette (trés French) and Jessica's family use humiliation to teach her a lesson.

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Sweet Valley Twins 32: Jessica on Stage by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage (15 Nov 2017)
Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage, wherein Jessica gets mentored by the Sweet Valley equivalent of Doris Day. Because why not?

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Sweet Valley Twins 29: Jessica and the Brat Attack by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack (9 Oct 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack, wherein Jess faces four children more evil and annoying than herself. And Wing has zero sympathy. It is beautiful.

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Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #21: Left Behind (18 Jul 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind, where Saint Elizabeth solves everything. Again.

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Sweet Valley Twins 20: Playing Hooky - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #20: Playing Hooky (3 Jul 2017)
Title: Playing Hooky Tagline: How far will Elizabeth go to save her sister? [Raven: Not as far as Jessica, I’m sure.] [Wing: Not sure Jessica would go any sort of distance to save anyone else but herself.] Summary: Kent Kellerman, soap opera star, is coming to town. One whole episode of his show is being […]

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Sweet Valley Twins 18: Center of Attention - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention (19 Jun 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention. And she loves it. Massively. We can mock her for this.

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