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massively offensive twaddle

It took Dove ages to name this tag, because she was trying not to swear. Forgetting, of course, that Raven had created “FUCK YOU TAMARA CHASE” for no reason at all. But yes, pretty much every time there’s a visitor to Sweet Valley, they will be steeped in stereotypes and someone will ask if they have washing machines in their country. Also, the local white kids may turn this idiocy to local people of colour or poor people.


Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie (1 Apr 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie, which is offensive to voodoo practitioners, the disabled, Harriet Tubman and Sojourner Truth specifically, and is literally the worst Sweet Valley book Dove has ever read. That includes ithig.

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Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! (17 Sep 2018)
Dove recaps the most offensive book in the series to date, Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! wherein Jamie Suzanne wants us to really hate Italy. It's ok though, we just hate the Jamie Suzanne instead.

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