I’m scared of Jessica

Quite frankly, this kid is far too ruthless for a supposedly well-liked twelve year old.

Sweet Valley Twins 42: Jessica’s Secret by Jamie Suzanne (Katherine Applegate and Michael Grant)

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Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #42: Jessica’s Secret, wherein we find people both stupider and bitchier than the Unicorns, and Elizabeth wants to know: HAVE YOU STARTED YOUR PERIOD?

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost by on 18 December 2017

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost, which is a Sweet Valley retelling of A Christmas Carol, with pop stars and talking unicorns (not the girl gang), and loads of versions of Jessica… all of which she takes a few minutes to identify as being herself (or Liz).

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Sweet Valley Twins 31: Jessicas Bad Idea by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #31: Jessica’s Bad Idea by on 30 October 2017

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 31: Jessica’s Bad Idea, in which the most loathesome creature on the planet goes toe-to-toe with… Jessica? Yes. There is someone *worse* than Jess in Sweet Valley.

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Sweet Valley Twins 29: Jessica and the Brat Attack by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack by on 9 October 2017

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack, wherein Jess faces four children more evil and annoying than herself. And Wing has zero sympathy. It is beautiful.

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Sweet Valley Twins 28: April Fool by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! by on 25 September 2017

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! This book sees Elizabeth and Jessica join forces against their brother Stephen, who has become possessed by a giant squid. The fourteen-year-old sandwich chomper threatens to squirt his murky ink all over Sweet Valley, and the twins decree he Must Be Stopped. (Actually, that’s a big lie… April Fool!)

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Sweet Valley Twins 20: Playing Hooky - Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #20: Playing Hooky by on 3 July 2017

Title: Playing Hooky Tagline: How far will Elizabeth go to save her sister? [Raven: Not as far as Jessica, I’m sure.] [Wing: Not sure Jessica would go any sort of distance to save anyone else but herself.] Summary: Kent Kellerman, soap opera star, is coming to town. One whole episode of his show is being Read more about Sweet Valley Twins #20: Playing Hooky

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Sweet Valley Twins 18: Center of Attention - Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention by on 19 June 2017

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention. And she loves it. Massively. We can mock her for this.

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Sweet Valley Twins 15: The Older Boy - Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #15: The Older Boy by on 8 May 2017

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 15: The Older Boy… and loves it. Despite the easily-apparent squicky idea of a twelve year old dating a sixteen year old, this Jamie Suzanne seems to have pulled it off.

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Sweet Valley Twins 11: Buried Treasure (Image from Calibre data

Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure by on 3 April 2017

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure

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Sweet Valley Twins 10: One of the Gang

Sweet Valley Twins #10: One of the Gang by on 27 March 2017

Title: One of the Gang Tagline: Is Jessica really as perfect as she thinks she is? (No. Jessica is a barely functioning sociopath – used in the literal sense, not the salacious.) Summary: Jessica Wakefield has always been the center of everything at school. And Pamela Jacobson has always spent her time on the sidelines, Read more about Sweet Valley Twins #10: One of the Gang

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