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I’m running away!

That’s it. Cannot deal with my #FirstWorldProblems any longer. I’m running away. (For, like, two hours tops, before my parents bring me home, reassure me that they love me, and I realise it’s all a big misunderstanding, because nobody actually has issues here.)


Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away (26 Mar 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away, and, shock of all shocks, REALLY LIKES TODD WILKINS. Who replaced her with some sort of Sweet Valley pod person?!

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Magna Edition 2 - A Christmas Without ElizabethMagna Editions: Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth (27 Feb 2019)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth, in which Elizabeth Lassos the Moon. Merry Chrismas, Sweet Valley!

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Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom (23 Jul 2018)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom wherein Coco, the newest hottest star, is a genuinely awful parent, allows her employee to abuse her daughter, and actively teaches her daughter to keep secrets from her father.

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Sweet Valley Twins 54: The Big Party Weekend by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #54: The Big Party Weekend (2 Jul 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #54: The Big Party Weekend, wherein the Wakefield siblings hold a super-cool party while their parents are off their boxes on disco biscuits.

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Sweet Valley Twins #35: Amy's Pen Pal by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #35: Amy’s Pen Pal (11 Dec 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 35: Amy's Pen Pal, in which Amy Sutton loses a new friend to siren call of the Unigibbons. Will they steal her friend forever?

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Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth’s New Hero by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #33: Elizabeth’s New Hero (20 Nov 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth's New Hero, wherein a visting East German gymnast dreams of defecting to the warm bosom of Sweet Valley. Tear down the wall!

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret by Jamie SuzanneSuper Editions, Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret (23 Oct 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret, in which the Wakefield Twins attend a Sleepaway Camp, and ACTUALLY ENTER A CONTEST THEY DON'T WIN.

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Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #22: Out of Place (24 Jul 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place. Once again the harpies of Sweet Valley decide to bully a new student to the point of suicide, and somehow that's ok.

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Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #16: Second Best (22 May 2017)
Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best. Where brothers dislike each other, and it's up to busybody Elizabeth to turn them into BFFs.

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Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth (24 Apr 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth

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