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Evil twins snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

I’m running away!

That’s it. Cannot deal with my #FirstWorldProblems any longer. I’m running away. (For, like, two hours tops, before my parents bring me home, reassure me that they love me, and I realise it’s all a big misunderstanding, because nobody actually has issues here.)

Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom wherein Coco, the newest hottest star, is a genuinely awful parent, allows her employee to abuse her daughter, and actively teaches her daughter to keep secrets from her father.

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Sweet Valley Twins 54: The Big Party Weekend by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #54: The Big Party Weekend by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #54: The Big Party Weekend, wherein the Wakefield siblings hold a super-cool party while their parents are off their boxes on disco biscuits.

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Sweet Valley Twins #35: Amy's Pen Pal by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #35: Amy’s Pen Pal by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 35: Amy's Pen Pal, in which Amy Sutton loses a new friend to siren call of the Unigibbons. Will they steal her friend forever?

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Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth’s New Hero by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #33: Elizabeth’s New Hero by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth's New Hero, wherein a visting East German gymnast dreams of defecting to the warm bosom of Sweet Valley. Tear down the wall!

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret by Jamie Suzanne Super Editions, Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret, in which the Wakefield Twins attend a Sleepaway Camp, and ACTUALLY ENTER A CONTEST THEY DON'T WIN.

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