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Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

For the hundred and thirty-seventh time…

So what if Sweet Valley has fourteen Halloweens, twenty-three Christmases and six Valentine’s Days a year? So what if this is Jessica’s hundred and thirty-seventh first kiss? Cannon says this is the first time, ok!


Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War (1 Jul 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War, wherein middle school is exactly like the Cold War, Ellen's dad wears a funny hat, and Johnny Buck again fails to move to Sweet Valley

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Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas by Jamie SuzanneMagna Editions: Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas (5 Nov 2018)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas wherein the emphasis is on the Magic rather than the Christmas, dolls can move, creatures die, and gosh, this summary sounds dark.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4 The Unicorns Go Hawaiian by Jamie SuzanneSuper Editions: Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Unicorns Go Hawaiian (16 Jul 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Unicorns Go Hawaiian

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Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley (25 Jun 2018)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley wherein she over-identifies with a nerd, keeps saying Smooze instead of "the Slime" and Jessica's first kiss gets revoked.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Carnival Ghost by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #3: The Carnival Ghost (26 Mar 2018)
Wing forgot to fill this in, so Dove will summarise: Wing falls hopelessly in love with this awesome story, wherein Liz makes BFFs with a ghost, Lila is sass personified, Jessica is a true believer, and DOVE WAS RIGHT THAT THIS IS THE BEST SWEET VALLEY BOOK EVER.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost (18 Dec 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost, which is a Sweet Valley retelling of A Christmas Carol, with pop stars and talking unicorns (not the girl gang), and loads of versions of Jessica... all of which she takes a few minutes to identify as being herself (or Liz).

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief by Jamie SuzanneSuper Editions, Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief (21 Aug 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief, in which there are spies, disappearing ink, and the most inept choral leaders on the planet.

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Sweet Valley Twins 15: The Older Boy - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #15: The Older Boy (8 May 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 15: The Older Boy... and loves it. Despite the easily-apparent squicky idea of a twelve year old dating a sixteen year old, this Jamie Suzanne seems to have pulled it off.

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Sweet Valley Twins 3: The Haunted HouseSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House (16 Jan 2017)
Title: The Haunted House Tagline: Will a witch’s spell come between Elizabeth and Jessica? [Dove: Not until Super Chiller #9, and it’s more of a curse than a spell…] [Wing: SPOILERS.] Summary: Everyone at Sweet Valley Middle School has always said the Mercandy mansion is haunted. Strange lights flicker in the windows at night, and […]

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