For the hundred and thirty-seventh time…
Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War by Dove on 1 July 2019
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War, wherein middle school is exactly like the Cold War, Ellen’s dad wears a funny hat, and Johnny Buck again fails to move to Sweet Valley
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Betsy Gordon, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Mandy Miller, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Olivia Davidson, Peter DeHaven, Steven Wakefield, Tamara Chase
Relationships: Cathy Connors/Steven Wakefield
Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas by Dove on 5 November 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas wherein the emphasis is on the Magic rather than the Christmas, dolls can move, creatures die, and gosh, this summary sounds dark.
Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Unicorns Go Hawaiian by Wing on 16 July 2018
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Unicorns Go Hawaiian
Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley by Dove on 25 June 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley wherein she over-identifies with a nerd, keeps saying Smooze instead of “the Slime” and Jessica’s first kiss gets revoked.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Leslie Forsythe
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Acting
Relationships: Leslie Forsythe/Randy Mason
Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #3: The Carnival Ghost by Wing on 26 March 2018
Wing forgot to fill this in, so Dove will summarise: Wing falls hopelessly in love with this awesome story, wherein Liz makes BFFs with a ghost, Lila is sass personified, Jessica is a true believer, and DOVE WAS RIGHT THAT THIS IS THE BEST SWEET VALLEY BOOK EVER.
Characters: !ACTUAL GHOSTS!, Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Belinda "Billie" Layton, Bruce Patman, Caroline Pearce, Claire Caldwell, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Ned Wakefield, Steven Wakefield
Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost by Dove on 18 December 2017
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost, which is a Sweet Valley retelling of A Christmas Carol, with pop stars and talking unicorns (not the girl gang), and loads of versions of Jessica… all of which she takes a few minutes to identify as being herself (or Liz).
Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief by Wing on 21 August 2017
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief, in which there are spies, disappearing ink, and the most inept choral leaders on the planet.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Anna Barrett
Characters: Amy Sutton, Anna Barrett, Bruce Patman, Dana Larson, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Jessica Wakefield, Julie Porter, Leslie Linwood, Mr Linwood, Mr Stefan, Ms McDonald, Sherrie Dunston, Steven Wakefield, Winston Egbert
Relationships: Jessica Wakefield/Leslie Linwood
Sweet Valley Twins #15: The Older Boy by Raven on 8 May 2017
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 15: The Older Boy… and loves it. Despite the easily-apparent squicky idea of a twelve year old dating a sixteen year old, this Jamie Suzanne seems to have pulled it off.
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Being Jailbait
Relationships: Jessica Wakefield/Josh Angler
Events: Jessica's First Kiss
Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House by Raven on 16 January 2017
Title: The Haunted House Tagline: Will a witch’s spell come between Elizabeth and Jessica? [Dove: Not until Super Chiller #9, and it’s more of a curse than a spell…] [Wing: SPOILERS.] Summary: Everyone at Sweet Valley Middle School has always said the Mercandy mansion is haunted. Strange lights flicker in the windows at night, and Read more about Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Nora Mercandy
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Bruce Patman, Charlie Cashman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Granny Mercandy, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Ken Matthews, Lila Fowler, Marvin Mercandy, Ms Wyler, Ned Wakefield, Nora Mercandy, Rick Hunter, Steven Wakefield