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Ewww poor people!

Aside from fatties, poor people are the WORST.


Magna Edition 2 - A Christmas Without ElizabethMagna Editions: Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth (27 Feb 2019)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth, in which Elizabeth Lassos the Moon. Merry Chrismas, Sweet Valley!

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Sweet Valley Twins 62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mom by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mum (8 Oct 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah's Dad and Sophia's Mum and is both annoyed and bored. How? How is that even possible? All these great tropes and yet the story is terrible.

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Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! (17 Sep 2018)
Dove recaps the most offensive book in the series to date, Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! wherein Jamie Suzanne wants us to really hate Italy. It's ok though, we just hate the Jamie Suzanne instead.

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Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #22: Out of Place (24 Jul 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place. Once again the harpies of Sweet Valley decide to bully a new student to the point of suicide, and somehow that's ok.

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Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth (24 Apr 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth

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Sweet Valley Twins 9: Against the RulesSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules (13 Mar 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don't like it. Can you blame them? You don't live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.

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Sweet Valley Twins 8: First Place by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #8: First Place (6 Mar 2017)
Title: First Place Tagline: Will Elizabeth risk everything for a horse? Summary: Lila Fowler, the snobbiest girl in Sweet Valley Middle School, has gotten her own beautiful horse – and she doesn’t seem to care. Elizabeth Wakefield thinks it’s not fair. Elizabeth absolutely adores horses, so much that she’ll go as far as pretending to […]

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Sweet Valley Twins 3: The Haunted HouseSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House (16 Jan 2017)
Title: The Haunted House Tagline: Will a witch’s spell come between Elizabeth and Jessica? [Dove: Not until Super Chiller #9, and it’s more of a curse than a spell…] [Wing: SPOILERS.] Summary: Everyone at Sweet Valley Middle School has always said the Mercandy mansion is haunted. Strange lights flicker in the windows at night, and […]

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