Ewww poor people!
Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth by Raven on 27 February 2019
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth, in which Elizabeth Lassos the Moon. Merry Chrismas, Sweet Valley!
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: The (homeless) Glass family
Characters: Brooke Dennis, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Jessica Wakefield, Laura the Angel, Lila Fowler, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Ned Wakefield, Sophia Rizzo, Steven Wakefield, Todd Wilkins
Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mum by Wing on 8 October 2018
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mum and is both annoyed and bored. How? How is that even possible? All these great tropes and yet the story is terrible.
Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by Dove on 17 September 2018
Dove recaps the most offensive book in the series to date, Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! wherein Jamie Suzanne wants us to really hate Italy. It’s ok though, we just hate the Jamie Suzanne instead.
Sweet Valley Twins #22: Out of Place by Dove on 24 July 2017
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place. Once again the harpies of Sweet Valley decide to bully a new student to the point of suicide, and somehow that’s ok.
Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth by Wing on 24 April 2017
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Andrea Robinson-Wallace, Betsy Gordon, Bruce Patman, Caroline Pearce, Cathy Connors, Dr Costa, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Helen Bradley, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Julie Porter, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Linda Lloyd, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Mr Bowman, Mr Nydick, Mr Sweeney, Ms Lacey, Ms Wyler, Ned Wakefield, Rick Hunter, Sophia Rizzo, Steven Wakefield, Tamara Chase, Tim Wallace
Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules by Raven on 13 March 2017
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don’t like it. Can you blame them? You don’t live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.
Sweet Valley Twins #8: First Place by Dove on 6 March 2017
Title: First Place Tagline: Will Elizabeth risk everything for a horse? Summary: Lila Fowler, the snobbiest girl in Sweet Valley Middle School, has gotten her own beautiful horse – and she doesn’t seem to care. Elizabeth Wakefield thinks it’s not fair. Elizabeth absolutely adores horses, so much that she’ll go as far as pretending to Read more about Sweet Valley Twins #8: First Place
Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House by Raven on 16 January 2017
Title: The Haunted House Tagline: Will a witch’s spell come between Elizabeth and Jessica? [Dove: Not until Super Chiller #9, and it’s more of a curse than a spell…] [Wing: SPOILERS.] Summary: Everyone at Sweet Valley Middle School has always said the Mercandy mansion is haunted. Strange lights flicker in the windows at night, and Read more about Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Nora Mercandy
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Bruce Patman, Charlie Cashman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Granny Mercandy, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Ken Matthews, Lila Fowler, Marvin Mercandy, Ms Wyler, Ned Wakefield, Nora Mercandy, Rick Hunter, Steven Wakefield