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Magna Edition 2 - A Christmas Without Elizabeth

Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth by on 27 February 2019

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth, in which Elizabeth Lassos the Moon. Merry Chrismas, Sweet Valley!

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Sweet Valley Twins 62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mom by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mum by on 8 October 2018

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mum and is both annoyed and bored. How? How is that even possible? All these great tropes and yet the story is terrible.

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Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by on 17 September 2018

Dove recaps the most offensive book in the series to date, Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! wherein Jamie Suzanne wants us to really hate Italy. It’s ok though, we just hate the Jamie Suzanne instead.

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Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place - Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #22: Out of Place by on 24 July 2017

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place. Once again the harpies of Sweet Valley decide to bully a new student to the point of suicide, and somehow that’s ok.

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Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth by on 24 April 2017

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth

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Sweet Valley Twins 9: Against the Rules

Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules by on 13 March 2017

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don’t like it. Can you blame them? You don’t live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.

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Sweet Valley Twins 8: First Place by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #8: First Place by on 6 March 2017

Title: First Place Tagline: Will Elizabeth risk everything for a horse? Summary: Lila Fowler, the snobbiest girl in Sweet Valley Middle School, has gotten her own beautiful horse – and she doesn’t seem to care. Elizabeth Wakefield thinks it’s not fair. Elizabeth absolutely adores horses, so much that she’ll go as far as pretending to Read more about Sweet Valley Twins #8: First Place

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Sweet Valley Twins 3: The Haunted House

Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House by on 16 January 2017

Title: The Haunted House Tagline: Will a witch’s spell come between Elizabeth and Jessica? [Dove: Not until Super Chiller #9, and it’s more of a curse than a spell…] [Wing: SPOILERS.] Summary: Everyone at Sweet Valley Middle School has always said the Mercandy mansion is haunted. Strange lights flicker in the windows at night, and Read more about Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House

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