Elizabeth Has A Spine!

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #6: The Curse of the Golden Heart by Jamie Suzanne

Super Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #6: The Curse of the Golden Heart (24 Jun 2019)
Title: The Curse of the Golden Heart (or Curse Stories 2: Electric Boogaloo) Tagline: Pirate treasure! Summary: A broken heart… It’s spring, and identical twins Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield are taking a scuba diving course at Pirates Cove. On their first dive the twins discover the remains of an old pirate ship, and half a […]

Tags: comments by Dove, comments by Raven, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, recaps by Wing, Shame you're not a perfect size 6

Jessica’s hobby of the moment: scuba diving

Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Joe (aka "Sam") Howell, Lila Fowler, Ned Wakefield, Steven Wakefield

Events: Spring Break

Ned’s Law Discipline: Litigation

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Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day (13 Mar 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.

Tags: comments by Dove, comments by Raven, Dance Baby Dance, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, FUCK YOU TAMARA CHASE, No means no - unless you're Jessica, recaps by Wing, The twins CANNOT sing

Characters: Amy Sutton, Belinda "Billie" Layton, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Grace Oliver, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Julie Porter, Ken Matthews, Lila Fowler, Lloyd Benson, Mandy Miller, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Peter Jeffries, Todd Wilkins, Winston Egbert

Relationships: Amy Sutton/Ken Matthews, Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Grace Oliver/Winston Egbert, Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas, Mandy Miller/Peter Jeffries

Events: Hospital Fundraiser, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day Dance

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Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake (4 Mar 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake, which unfortunately does not have the same body count as the Sweet Valley High book called Earthquake.

Tags: A+ parenting, comments by Raven, comments by Wing, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, Raven disapproves of the faculty, recaps by Dove, too many Peters

Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Being psychic, predicting earthquakes

Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Bruce Patman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Joe (aka "Sam") Howell, Lila Fowler, Lloyd Benson, Mandy Miller, Steven Wakefield

Relationships: Cathy Connors/Steven Wakefield, Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas

Events: EARTHQUAKE!

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace by Jamie Suzanne

Super Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace (1 Jan 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace and it has everything wonderful! Vengeful ghosts! Murder mysteries! #bestjess everywhere!

Tags: comments by Dove, comments by Raven, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, Elizabeth is SMART, Jessica's New Fave Hobby, Plucky girl detectives, recaps by Wing, Something Must Be Done, SUPERNATURAL OOOOH, Wing's heart grew 10 sizes

Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Robin (Wakefield?)

Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Acting

Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Mandy Miller, Maria Slater, Ms Mendez (Assistant Principal), Ned Wakefield, Robin (Wakefield?), Steven Wakefield

Events: movie: Dead Little Rich Girl

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Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery (22 Oct 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery, which abounds with mystery and a little schooling, but has infinite charm.

Tags: comments by Dove, comments by Wing, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, Great Ghosties, Plucky girl detectives, recaps by Raven, Something Must Be Done, TWIN MAGIC

Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Being Charming, Catching Criminals

Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Elizabeth Wakefield, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Maria Slater, Mr Beaumont, Mrs Beaumont, Ned Wakefield, Steven Wakefield

Events: Charm School Classes

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Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! (17 Sep 2018)
Dove recaps the most offensive book in the series to date, Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! wherein Jamie Suzanne wants us to really hate Italy. It's ok though, we just hate the Jamie Suzanne instead.

Tags: comments by Raven, comments by Wing, Double Dipping Plot, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, Ewww poor people!, massively offensive twaddle, recaps by Dove, STEP AWAY FROM MY GIRL/BOYFRIEND BITCH, The new girl/boy

Characters: Aaron Dallas, Bruce Patman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Giovanna Screti, Jake Hamilton, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler

Relationships: Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas

Events: GO foreign exchange programme

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Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's In Love by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother’s in Love! (13 Aug 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's in Love! and we learn the truth about Pea Pong. PEA PONG.

Tags: Always With the Incest, comments by Dove, comments by Raven, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, recaps by Wing, Wing's heart grew 10 sizes

Characters: Cathy Connors, Elizabeth Wakefield, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Joe (aka "Sam") Howell, Steven Wakefield

Relationships: Cathy Connors/Steven Wakefield, Jill Hale/Joe Howell, Jill Hale/Steven Wakefield

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Sweet Valley Twins 43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss, by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss (12 Mar 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabet's First Kiss, which sees Elizabeth lose her lip virginity to the inestimable Todd Wilkins... or does she?

Tags: #BestJamieSuzanne, comments by Dove, comments by Wing, Dance Baby Dance, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, Raven goes BOOM, recaps by Raven

Characters: Aaron Dallas, Amy Sutton, Colin Harmon, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Ken Matthews, Lila Fowler, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Steven Wakefield, Todd Wilkins, Winston Egbert

Relationships: Amy Sutton/Ken Matthews, Candice Stapleton/Steven Wakefield, Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas, Jessica Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Lindsay/Steven Wakefield

Events: Elizabeth's First Kiss

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Sweet Valley Twins 40: Danny Means Trouble by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #40: Danny Means Trouble (5 Feb 2018)
Dove slugs her way through another Very Special Episode during which she wants to murder Elizabeth. More than usual.

Tags: #BestJamieSuzanne, Book-long soulmates, comments by Raven, comments by Wing, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, Jessica's New Fave Hobby, Raven disapproves of the faculty, recaps by Dove, sketchy student-teacher relationships, Something Must Be Done, THANK GOD FOR ELIZABETH, The new girl/boy, too many Peters

Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Danny Jackson

Characters: Alice Wakefield, Danny Jackson, Elizabeth Wakefield, Greg Voynow, Pete Stone

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Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back (15 Jan 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back, in which Sweet Valley's resident fatso climbs on a bike in the name of charity...

Tags: comments by Dove, comments by Wing, Don't be a bully be a star, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, Plucky girl detectives, recaps by Raven

Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Lois Waller

Characters: Amy Sutton, Bruce Patman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Lois Waller

Events: The Bike-A-Thon

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