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Elizabeth Has A Spine!

Holy shit. Elizabeth just stood up for herself. This moment needs to be marked for posterity.


Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day (13 Mar 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.

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Sweet Valley Twins 75: Jessica and the EarthquakeSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake (4 Mar 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake, which unfortunately does not have the same body count as the Sweet Valley High book called Earthquake.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace (1 Jan 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace and it has everything wonderful! Vengeful ghosts! Murder mysteries! #bestjess everywhere!

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Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery (22 Oct 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery, which abounds with mystery and a little schooling, but has infinite charm.

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Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! (17 Sep 2018)
Dove recaps the most offensive book in the series to date, Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! wherein Jamie Suzanne wants us to really hate Italy. It's ok though, we just hate the Jamie Suzanne instead.

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Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's In Love by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother’s in Love! (13 Aug 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's in Love! and we learn the truth about Pea Pong. PEA PONG.

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Sweet Valley Twins 43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss, by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss (12 Mar 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabet's First Kiss, which sees Elizabeth lose her lip virginity to the inestimable Todd Wilkins... or does she?

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Sweet Valley Twins 40: Danny Means Trouble by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #40: Danny Means Trouble (5 Feb 2018)
Dove slugs her way through another Very Special Episode during which she wants to murder Elizabeth. More than usual.

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Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back (15 Jan 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back, in which Sweet Valley's resident fatso climbs on a bike in the name of charity...

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