Elizabeth Has A Spine!

Holy shit. Elizabeth just stood up for herself. This moment needs to be marked for posterity.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace by Jamie Suzanne

Super Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace and it has everything wonderful! Vengeful ghosts! Murder mysteries! #bestjess everywhere!

Tags: comments by Dove, comments by Raven, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, Elizabeth is SMART, Jessica's New Fave Hobby, Plucky girl detectives, recaps by Wing, Something Must Be Done, SUPERNATURAL OOOOH, Wing's heart grew 10 sizes

Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Robin (Wakefield?)

Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Acting

Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Mandy Miller, Maria Slater, Ms Mendez (Assistant Principal), Ned Wakefield, Robin (Wakefield?), Steven Wakefield

Events: movie: Dead Little Rich Girl

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Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by Dove
Dove recaps the most offensive book in the series to date, Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! wherein Jamie Suzanne wants us to really hate Italy. It's ok though, we just hate the Jamie Suzanne instead.

Tags: comments by Raven, comments by Wing, Double Dipping Plot, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, Ewww poor people!, massively offensive twaddle, recaps by Dove, STEP AWAY FROM MY GIRL/BOYFRIEND BITCH, The new girl/boy

Characters: Aaron Dallas, Bruce Patman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Giovanna Screti, Jake Hamilton, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler

Relationships: Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas

Events: GO foreign exchange programme

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Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's In Love by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother’s in Love! by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's in Love! and we learn the truth about Pea Pong. PEA PONG.

Tags: Always With the Incest, comments by Dove, comments by Raven, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, recaps by Wing, Wing's heart grew 10 sizes

Characters: Cathy Connors, Elizabeth Wakefield, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Joe (aka "Sam") Howell, Steven Wakefield

Relationships: Cathy Connors/Steven Wakefield, Jill Hale/Joe Howell, Jill Hale/Steven Wakefield

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Sweet Valley Twins 43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss, by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabet's First Kiss, which sees Elizabeth lose her lip virginity to the inestimable Todd Wilkins... or does she?

Tags: #BestJamieSuzanne, comments by Dove, comments by Wing, Dance Baby Dance, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, Raven goes BOOM, recaps by Raven

Characters: Aaron Dallas, Amy Sutton, Colin Harmon, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Ken Matthews, Lila Fowler, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Steven Wakefield, Todd Wilkins, Winston Egbert

Relationships: Amy Sutton/Ken Matthews, Candice Stapleton/Steven Wakefield, Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas, Jessica Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Lindsay/Steven Wakefield

Events: Elizabeth's First Kiss

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Sweet Valley Twins 40: Danny Means Trouble by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #40: Danny Means Trouble by Dove
Dove slugs her way through another Very Special Episode during which she wants to murder Elizabeth. More than usual.

Tags: #BestJamieSuzanne, Book-long soulmates, comments by Raven, comments by Wing, Elizabeth Has A Spine!, Jessica's New Fave Hobby, Raven disapproves of the faculty, recaps by Dove, sketchy student-teacher relationships, Something Must Be Done, THANK GOD FOR ELIZABETH, The new girl/boy, too many Peters

Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Danny Jackson

Characters: Alice Wakefield, Danny Jackson, Elizabeth Wakefield, Greg Voynow, Pete Stone

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