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Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom by Dove on 23 July 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom wherein Coco, the newest hottest star, is a genuinely awful parent, allows her employee to abuse her daughter, and actively teaches her daughter to keep secrets from her father.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Brooke Dennis
Characters: Bobby Gray, Brooke Dennis, Colin Harmon, Constance Gray aka Coco, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Mr Dennis, Sonya Gray
Relationships: Brooke Dennis/Colin Harmon
Events: Coco concert
Sweet Valley Twins #47: Jessica’s New Look by Dove on 30 April 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 47: Jessica’s New Look, wherein Jessica is a boring, self-centred twat who whines a lot about how wearing glasses is LITERALLY THE WORST. No. This book is the worst.
Characters: Aaron Dallas, Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Elizabeth Wakefield, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler
Relationships: Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas
Events: Skate-a-thon
Sweet Valley Twins #45: Lucy Takes the Reins by Dove on 9 April 2018
Dove recaps Lucy Takes the Reins, wherein Dove doesn’t care in the slightest about Lucy, but ADORES WHOLEHEARTEDLY the b-plot, which features #BestJess
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Lucy Benson
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Saving the Environment, Seals
Characters: Adam Scott, Dr Robinson, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Jessica Wakefield, Lucy Benson, Ted Rogers
Events: Horse Show
Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans by Dove on 20 August 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans wherein Melissa and Andy McCormick lose their mother and it’s actually quite sad, and Elizabeth does very little, except show up every few pages to remind us that she exists.
Tags: A+ parenting, Book-long soulmates, comments by Raven, comments by Wing, Dove goes BOOM!, recaps by Dove, THANK GOD FOR ELIZABETH, The tears of a saint, Wakefields Must Win
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Melissa McCormick
Characters: Andy McCormick, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Melissa McCormick, Mrs Arnette
Events: Death: Mrs McCormick
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