Dove goes BOOM!

While Wing is blazing through every page of every book, flamethrower at the ready, Dove is a little less likely to explode. But she does. Usually about horses and bad parents. Because that’s how she rolls.

Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans wherein Melissa and Andy McCormick lose their mother and it's actually quite sad, and Elizabeth does very little, except show up every few pages to remind us that she exists.

Tags: A+ parenting, Book-long soulmates, comments by Raven, comments by Wing, Dove goes BOOM!, recaps by Dove, THANK GOD FOR ELIZABETH, The tears of a saint, Wakefields Must Win

Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Melissa McCormick

Characters: Andy McCormick, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Melissa McCormick, Mrs Arnette

Events: Death: Mrs McCormick

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Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom wherein Coco, the newest hottest star, is a genuinely awful parent, allows her employee to abuse her daughter, and actively teaches her daughter to keep secrets from her father.

Tags: A+ parenting, Book-long soulmates, comments by Raven, comments by Wing, Dove goes BOOM!, I'm running away!, recaps by Dove

Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Brooke Dennis

Characters: Bobby Gray, Brooke Dennis, Colin Harmon, Constance Gray aka Coco, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Mr Dennis, Sonya Gray

Relationships: Brooke Dennis/Colin Harmon

Events: Coco concert

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Sweet Valley Twins #47: Jessica's New Look by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #47: Jessica’s New Look by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 47: Jessica’s New Look, wherein Jessica is a boring, self-centred twat who whines a lot about how wearing glasses is LITERALLY THE WORST. No. This book is the worst.

Tags: #BestJamieSuzanne, comments by Raven, comments by Wing, Dove goes BOOM!, new levels of boredom, recaps by Dove, The new girl/boy

Characters: Aaron Dallas, Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Elizabeth Wakefield, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler

Relationships: Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas

Events: Skate-a-thon

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Sweet Valley Twins #45: Lucy Takes the Reins by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #45: Lucy Takes the Reins by Dove
Dove recaps Lucy Takes the Reins, wherein Dove doesn't care in the slightest about Lucy, but ADORES WHOLEHEARTEDLY the b-plot, which features #BestJess

Tags: #BestJamieSuzanne, #BestJess, #BlessJess, Book-long soulmates, comments by Raven, comments by Wing, Dove goes BOOM!, horse books by non-riders, Jessica's New Fave Hobby, recaps by Dove, Sweet Valley Time, THANK GOD FOR ELIZABETH, The new girl/boy

Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Lucy Benson

Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Saving the Environment, Seals

Characters: Adam Scott, Dr Robinson, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Jessica Wakefield, Lucy Benson, Ted Rogers

Events: Horse Show

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