Double Dipping Plot
Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War by Dove on 1 July 2019
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War, wherein middle school is exactly like the Cold War, Ellen’s dad wears a funny hat, and Johnny Buck again fails to move to Sweet Valley
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Betsy Gordon, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Mandy Miller, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Olivia Davidson, Peter DeHaven, Steven Wakefield, Tamara Chase
Relationships: Cathy Connors/Steven Wakefield
Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie by Dove on 1 April 2019
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie, which is offensive to voodoo practitioners, the disabled, Harriet Tubman and Sojourner Truth specifically, and is literally the worst Sweet Valley book Dove has ever read. That includes ithig.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Poor disabled and homeless Benjamin
Events: Party: Lila Fowler
Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away by Wing on 26 March 2019
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away, and, shock of all shocks, REALLY LIKES TODD WILKINS. Who replaced her with some sort of Sweet Valley pod person?!
Relationships: Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins
Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion by Wing on 28 January 2019
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion
Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by Dove on 17 September 2018
Dove recaps the most offensive book in the series to date, Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! wherein Jamie Suzanne wants us to really hate Italy. It’s ok though, we just hate the Jamie Suzanne instead.
Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Wing on 10 September 2018
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Francine Pascal and it’s great, creepy fun … except the point is to make Elizabeth believe in ghosts AND SHE ALREADY SHOULD.
Sweet Valley Twins #59: Barnyard Battle by Raven on 27 August 2018
Raven recaps Barnyard Battle, in which Elizabeth nearly dies in a lightning storm and no one gives a tiny rat’s ass.
Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught by Wing on 26 February 2018
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught and resorts to bullet points really damn early because it is not a good time.
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Being treated like a grownup
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Caroline Pearce, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Grandma Robertson, Grandpa Robertson, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Ned Wakefield, Steven Wakefield, Todd Wilkins
Relationships: Jessica Wakefield/Todd Wilkins
Events: Party: Aaron Dallas
Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork by Wing on 18 September 2017
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork, in which a dog gets a bad dye job and Ken Matthews doesn’t get paid for his hard work. Oh, and the twins exist.