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Don’t be a bully be a star

Look, if Saint Elizabeth doesn’t think it’s a big deal, all this bullying probably won’t have any negative effects on anyone.

Sweet Valley Twins 42: Jessica’s Secret by Jamie Suzanne (Katherine Applegate and Michael Grant) Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #42: Jessica’s Secret by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #42: Jessica's Secret, wherein we find people both stupider and bitchier than the Unicorns, and Elizabeth wants to know: HAVE YOU STARTED YOUR PERIOD?

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Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back, in which Sweet Valley's resident fatso climbs on a bike in the name of charity...

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost by Jamie Suzanne Super Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost, which is a Sweet Valley retelling of A Christmas Carol, with pop stars and talking unicorns (not the girl gang), and loads of versions of Jessica... all of which she takes a few minutes to identify as being herself (or Liz).

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret by Jamie Suzanne Super Editions, Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret, in which the Wakefield Twins attend a Sleepaway Camp, and ACTUALLY ENTER A CONTEST THEY DON'T WIN.

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Sweet Valley Twins 12: Keeping Secrets Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets by Raven
Title: Keeping Secrets Tagline: Will Jessica and Elizabeth both break their promises? I reckon it’ll be 50-50. Summary: Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield’s father teaches them a secret language called Ithig. All their friends want to know the secret too, but the twins have made a pact with their father not to give it away. Elizabeth, […]

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