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Sweet Valley Twins #22: Out of Place

Posted on 24 July 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place. Once again the harpies of Sweet Valley decide to bully a new student to the point of suicide, and somehow that’s ok.

Sweet Valley Twins #20: Playing Hooky

Posted on 3 July 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #20: Playing Hooky, which is a lot of hoopla over a cute boy, in all honesty.

Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully

Posted on 26 June 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully, a book which begs the question, “What are the cave’s dimensions?”

Episode 6: My Legs are Spatulas

Posted on 12 June 201711 June 2017 by Dove

Wing, Raven and Dove talk about Sweet Valley Twins 16 Second Best; 17 Boys Against Girls and Super Edition 1: The Class Trip. They also discuss Bleak Valley and how these books tie into this theory. Music is provided by Stuart Taylor, who can be contacted on taylorstuart602@gmail.com if you wish to commission music

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #1: The Class Trip

Posted on 5 June 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps the very worst that Sweet Valley Twins has to offer: Super Edition #1: The Class Trip. Nobody likes this book. Like, ever.

Sweet Valley Twins #17: Boys Against Girls

Posted on 29 May 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 17: Boys Against Girls, and loves it! Wing and Raven? Not so much.

Episode 5: Never Change, Jessica

Posted on 15 May 2017 by Dove

Wing, Raven and Dove talk about Sweet Valley Twins 13 Stretching the Truth; 14 Tug of War; and 15 The Older Boy.

Sweet Valley Twins #15: The Older Boy

Posted on 8 May 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 15: The Older Boy… and loves it. Despite the easily-apparent squicky idea of a twelve year old dating a sixteen year old, this Jamie Suzanne seems to have pulled it off.

Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War

Posted on 1 May 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War, the first in the series to reuse a plot – and only two books after the last time this plot was used: student council elections!

Episode 4: See You Next Tuesday, Jessica

Posted on 17 April 201717 April 2017 by Dove

We discuss Sweet Valley Twins 10 One of the Gang; 11 Buried Treasure; and 12 Keeping Secrets, and how they

Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets

Posted on 10 April 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets, wherein Ned teaches the girls a secret (and tedious) language and IT TEARS THE SCHOOL APART!

Sweet Valley Twins #10: One of the Gang

Posted on 27 March 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #10: One of the Gang wherein we learn that having a sprained ankle is EXACTLY THE SAME as a disability

Episode 3: Daddy, bring me a narwhal!

Posted on 23 March 2017 by Dove

Dove, Raven and Wing discuss Sweet Valley Twins 7 Three’s a Crowd, 8 First Place, and 9 Against the Rules,

Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules

Posted on 13 March 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don’t like it. Can you blame them? You don’t live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.

Sweet Valley Twins #8: First Place

Posted on 6 March 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #8: First Place, wherein Lila Fowler gets a horse, and Elizabeth feels she is the one who “deserves” it.

Episode 2: Jod-Hoppers

Posted on 20 February 201723 March 2017 by Dove

You may have seen on Facebook the agonies of getting this uploaded, but now it’s up, working (god, I hope

Sweet Valley Twins #6: The New Girl

Posted on 13 February 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #6: The New Girl, wherein the twins meet a girl so obnoxious that it creates a triplet named Jennifer. Bullying is fun!

Sweet Valley Twins #5: Sneaking Out

Posted on 6 February 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #5: Sneaking Out, wherein Jessica nearly kills a dog. And gets rewarded with jewellery.

Episode 1: Welcome to Middle School

Posted on 22 January 201723 March 2017 by Dove

Wing, Raven and I get together to discuss the first three Sweet Valley Twins books: Best Friends, Teacher’s Pet, and

Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House

Posted on 16 January 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House, where the entire school mistakes an orphan for a witch, and bullies her accordingly.