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Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila's Music Video by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila’s Music Video by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila's Music Video wherein Lila eats off-brand ice cream and learns the value of friendship (again)

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Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees wherein #BestJess attempts to save the trees, Elizabeth is genuinely useless, facts are a last resort.

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Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married, wherein each twin gets paired with an even worse version of themself and wacky hi-jinks ensue with bonus baby (egg) death! #RIPStevenFidos #NeverForget

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Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas by Jamie Suzanne Magna Editions: Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas wherein the emphasis is on the Magic rather than the Christmas, dolls can move, creatures die, and gosh, this summary sounds dark.

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Sweet Valley Twins 63: Poor Lila by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #63: Poor Lila! by Dove
Dove recaps the best book in the series, Sweet Valley Twins 63: Poor Lila!, wherein Lila is poor, the twins are nearly absent and EVERYONE is sassy.

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