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Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War by Dove on 1 July 2019
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War, wherein middle school is exactly like the Cold War, Ellen’s dad wears a funny hat, and Johnny Buck again fails to move to Sweet Valley
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Betsy Gordon, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Mandy Miller, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Olivia Davidson, Peter DeHaven, Steven Wakefield, Tamara Chase
Relationships: Cathy Connors/Steven Wakefield
Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #6: The Curse of the Golden Heart by Wing on 24 June 2019
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller: The Curse of the Golden Heart. There are far too many dreams and far too little cursing.
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: scuba diving
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Joe (aka "Sam") Howell, Lila Fowler, Ned Wakefield, Steven Wakefield
Events: Spring Break
Ned’s Law Discipline: Litigation
Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie by Dove on 1 April 2019
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie, which is offensive to voodoo practitioners, the disabled, Harriet Tubman and Sojourner Truth specifically, and is literally the worst Sweet Valley book Dove has ever read. That includes ithig.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Poor disabled and homeless Benjamin
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Caring about the disabled, Voodoo
Characters: Cathy Connors, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Joe (aka "Sam") Howell, Lila Fowler, Steven Wakefield, Todd Wilkins
Relationships: Cathy Connors/Steven Wakefield, Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas
Events: Party: Lila Fowler
Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away by Wing on 26 March 2019
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away, and, shock of all shocks, REALLY LIKES TODD WILKINS. Who replaced her with some sort of Sweet Valley pod person?!
Characters: Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Mark Ramirez, Mr Bowman, Mr Clark, Mr Wilkins, Mrs Wilkins, Steven Wakefield, Todd Wilkins
Relationships: Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins
Events: Basketball Game, Elizabeth's First Bra, Jessica's First Bra, Writing Classes
Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day by Wing on 13 March 2019
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.
Characters: Amy Sutton, Belinda "Billie" Layton, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Grace Oliver, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Julie Porter, Ken Matthews, Lila Fowler, Lloyd Benson, Mandy Miller, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Peter Jeffries, Todd Wilkins, Winston Egbert
Relationships: Amy Sutton/Ken Matthews, Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Grace Oliver/Winston Egbert, Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas, Mandy Miller/Peter Jeffries
Events: Hospital Fundraiser, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day Dance
Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake by Dove on 4 March 2019
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake, which unfortunately does not have the same body count as the Sweet Valley High book called Earthquake.
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Being psychic, predicting earthquakes
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Bruce Patman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Joe (aka "Sam") Howell, Lila Fowler, Lloyd Benson, Mandy Miller, Steven Wakefield
Relationships: Cathy Connors/Steven Wakefield, Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas
Events: EARTHQUAKE!
Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila’s Music Video by Dove on 4 February 2019
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila’s Music Video wherein Lila eats off-brand ice cream and learns the value of friendship (again)
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Singing
Characters: Betsy Gordon, Elizabeth Wakefield, Grace Oliver, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Johanna Porter, Julie Porter, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Tamara Chase
Events: RockTV Contest
Ned’s Law Discipline: Defense, Litigation
Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion by Wing on 28 January 2019
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion
Characters: Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Mandy Miller, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Peter Burns, Steven Wakefield
Relationships: Cathy Connors/Steven Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace/Peter Burns, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace/Tim Davis
Events: Charity Carnival, Johnny Buck concert
Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Dove on 14 January 2019
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees wherein #BestJess attempts to save the trees, Elizabeth is genuinely useless, facts are a last resort.
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Saving the Environment
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Elizabeth Wakefield, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Mandy Miller, Ned Wakefield, Steven Wakefield, Winston Egbert
Relationships: Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas
Ned’s Law Discipline: Litigation
Episode 34: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley by Raven on 30 September 2019
Wing, Raven and Dove talk about Sweet Valley Twins 53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley. They also discuss Bleak Valley and how the book ties into this theory.
Tags: Book-long soulmates, comments by Raven, comments by Wing, For the hundred and thirty-seventh time..., Jessica's New Fave Hobby, potential girlslash (denied), recaps by Dove, too many Peters