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Sweet Valley Twins 61: Jessica the Nerd by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #61: Jessica the Nerd by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #61: Jessica the Nerd, in which Jessica is forced to choose between Nerds and Unicorns, with surprising (and entertaining) results.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Jamie Suzanne Super Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Francine Pascal and it's great, creepy fun ... except the point is to make Elizabeth believe in ghosts AND SHE ALREADY SHOULD.

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Sweet Valley Twins #56: The Wakefields Strike it Rich by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #56: The Wakefields Strike It Rich by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #56: The Wakefields Strike It Rich, in which Great Aunt Helen gives the Wakefield Siblings a large cash payout, and a reason for them to murder her for a sizeable inheritance.

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Sweet Valley Twins 54: The Big Party Weekend by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #54: The Big Party Weekend by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #54: The Big Party Weekend, wherein the Wakefield siblings hold a super-cool party while their parents are off their boxes on disco biscuits.

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Sweet Valley Twins 52: Booster Boycott by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott and burns everything to the fucking ground. Fuck gender essentialism. Fuck heteronormativity. Fuck Wakefields Must Win.

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Sweet Valley Twins 50: Jessica and the Secret Star, by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #50: Jessica and the Secret Star by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #50: Jessica and the Secret Star, in which the New Girl has a dark and mysterious toilet-paper-shaped past...

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Sweet Valley Twins #48: Mandy Miller Fights Back by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #48: Mandy Miller Fights Back by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #49: Mandy Miller Fights Back, in which we meet the best Sweet Valley peripheral character yet!

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