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Book-long soulmates

Elizabeth has spotted a new potential BFF-for-a-book. Like, they’re not as cool as Amy, but Amy’s so boring, because she hasn’t got any problems Liz can fix, so they’ve agreed to BFF other people for a book, because Liz needs an exciting BFF with a bucket of angst that Liz can pour away while smiling beatifically.


Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #26: Taking Charge (11 Sep 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge, in which the b-plot is the most compelling thing, because it doesn't require an iron grip on the idiot ball.

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Sweet Valley Twins 25: Standing Out by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #25: Standing Out (28 Aug 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 25: Standing Out, in which Billie Layton has to deal with getting her period, liking boys, and having her shitbag parents steal her name and give it to their new child.

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Sweet Valley Twins 23: Claim to Fame by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #23: Claim to Fame (31 Jul 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 23: Claim to Fame, wherein the school inexplicably celebrates being 25 years old by burying a time capsule containing stuff from 25 years ago.

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Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #22: Out of Place (24 Jul 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place. Once again the harpies of Sweet Valley decide to bully a new student to the point of suicide, and somehow that's ok.

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Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #21: Left Behind (18 Jul 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind, where Saint Elizabeth solves everything. Again.

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Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #16: Second Best (22 May 2017)
Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best. Where brothers dislike each other, and it's up to busybody Elizabeth to turn them into BFFs.

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Sweet Valley Twins 10: One of the GangSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #10: One of the Gang (27 Mar 2017)
Title: One of the Gang Tagline: Is Jessica really as perfect as she thinks she is? (No. Jessica is a barely functioning sociopath – used in the literal sense, not the salacious.) Summary: Jessica Wakefield has always been the center of everything at school. And Pamela Jacobson has always spent her time on the sidelines, […]

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Sweet Valley Twins 9: Against the RulesSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules (13 Mar 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don't like it. Can you blame them? You don't live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.

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Sweet Valley Twins 8: First Place by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #8: First Place (6 Mar 2017)
Title: First Place Tagline: Will Elizabeth risk everything for a horse? Summary: Lila Fowler, the snobbiest girl in Sweet Valley Middle School, has gotten her own beautiful horse – and she doesn’t seem to care. Elizabeth Wakefield thinks it’s not fair. Elizabeth absolutely adores horses, so much that she’ll go as far as pretending to […]

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Sweet Valley Twins 4: Choosing SidesSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #4: Choosing Sides (30 Jan 2017)
Sweet Valley Twins #4: Choosing Sides

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