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Book-long soulmates

Elizabeth has spotted a new potential BFF-for-a-book. Like, they’re not as cool as Amy, but Amy’s so boring, because she hasn’t got any problems Liz can fix, so they’ve agreed to BFF other people for a book, because Liz needs an exciting BFF with a bucket of angst that Liz can pour away while smiling beatifically.

Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #26: Taking Charge by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge, in which the b-plot is the most compelling thing, because it doesn't require an iron grip on the idiot ball.

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Sweet Valley Twins 25: Standing Out by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #25: Standing Out by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 25: Standing Out, in which Billie Layton has to deal with getting her period, liking boys, and having her shitbag parents steal her name and give it to their new child.

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Sweet Valley Twins 23: Claim to Fame by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #23: Claim to Fame by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 23: Claim to Fame, wherein the school inexplicably celebrates being 25 years old by burying a time capsule containing stuff from 25 years ago.

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Sweet Valley Twins 10: One of the Gang Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #10: One of the Gang by Dove
Title: One of the Gang Tagline: Is Jessica really as perfect as she thinks she is? (No. Jessica is a barely functioning sociopath – used in the literal sense, not the salacious.) Summary: Jessica Wakefield has always been the center of everything at school. And Pamela Jacobson has always spent her time on the sidelines, […]

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Sweet Valley Twins 9: Against the Rules Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don't like it. Can you blame them? You don't live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.

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Sweet Valley Twins 8: First Place by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #8: First Place by Dove
Title: First Place Tagline: Will Elizabeth risk everything for a horse? Summary: Lila Fowler, the snobbiest girl in Sweet Valley Middle School, has gotten her own beautiful horse – and she doesn’t seem to care. Elizabeth Wakefield thinks it’s not fair. Elizabeth absolutely adores horses, so much that she’ll go as far as pretending to […]

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