Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna? by Raven on 17 December 2018
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna? There’s a new girl in town, and she’s deaf. BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH!
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Cammi Adams
Events: Party: Beach Party
Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans by Dove on 20 August 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans wherein Melissa and Andy McCormick lose their mother and it’s actually quite sad, and Elizabeth does very little, except show up every few pages to remind us that she exists.
Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom by Dove on 23 July 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom wherein Coco, the newest hottest star, is a genuinely awful parent, allows her employee to abuse her daughter, and actively teaches her daughter to keep secrets from her father.
Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley by Dove on 25 June 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley wherein she over-identifies with a nerd, keeps saying Smooze instead of “the Slime” and Jessica’s first kiss gets revoked.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Leslie Forsythe
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Acting
Relationships: Leslie Forsythe/Randy Mason
Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible by Dove on 4 June 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible wherein Elizabeth enters an abusive relationship and changes everything about herself to appease her abuser. Or she gets too big for her boots after winning a few awards. You decide what you think the book’s about.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Pamela McDonald
Events: Model Student Nominations
Sweet Valley Twins #45: Lucy Takes the Reins by Dove on 9 April 2018
Dove recaps Lucy Takes the Reins, wherein Dove doesn’t care in the slightest about Lucy, but ADORES WHOLEHEARTEDLY the b-plot, which features #BestJess
Sweet Valley Twins #40: Danny Means Trouble by Dove on 5 February 2018
Dove slugs her way through another Very Special Episode during which she wants to murder Elizabeth. More than usual.
Sweet Valley Twins #31: Jessica’s Bad Idea by Dove on 30 October 2017
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 31: Jessica’s Bad Idea, in which the most loathesome creature on the planet goes toe-to-toe with… Jessica? Yes. There is someone *worse* than Jess in Sweet Valley.
Sweet Valley Twins #30: Princess Elizabeth by Dove on 16 October 2017
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 30: Princess Elizabeth, in which we learn that the Santa Doran monarchy have incredibly lax security, and that… DOVE LOATHES THE CONCEPT OF MONARCHY.