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Bleak Valley aka Sweet Valley Low

Summed up by Raven in his post “Welcome to Bleak Valley”, and the subject of the second half of our podcast. Long story short: Elizabeth is an abused only child and everything that happens in the books is all in her head as a coping mechanism.


Podcasts: Episode 9: Belinda Billie B*ll*cks (4 Sep 2017)
Wing, Raven and Dove talk about Sweet Valley Twins 24: Jumping to Conclusions; Super Edition 2: Holiday Mischief; and 25: Standing Out. They also discuss Bleak Valley and how these books tie into this theory.

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Podcasts: Episode 8: Also, there’s a horse. (7 Aug 2017)
Wing, Raven and Dove talk about Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind; 22: Out of Place; and 23: Claim to Fame. They also discuss Bleak Valley and how these books tie into this theory.

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Sweet Valley Twins 19: The Bully - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully (26 Jun 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully, a book she loves the idea of, but loathes the execution of.

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Podcasts: Episode 6: My Legs are Spatulas (12 Jun 2017)
Wing, Raven and Dove talk about Sweet Valley Twins 16 Second Best; 17 Boys Against Girls and Super Edition 1: The Class Trip. They also discuss Bleak Valley and how these books tie into this theory. Music is provided by Stuart Taylor, who can be contacted on taylorstuart602@gmail.com if you wish to commission music

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Podcasts: Episode 5: Never Change, Jessica (15 May 2017)
Wing, Raven and Dove talk about Sweet Valley Twins 13 Stretching the Truth; 14 Tug of War; and 15 The Older Boy.

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Podcasts: Episode 4: See You Next Tuesday, Jessica (17 Apr 2017)
We discuss Sweet Valley Twins 10 One of the Gang; 11 Buried Treasure; and 12 Keeping Secrets, and how they tie into Bleak Valley. Music is provided by Stuart Taylor, who can be contacted on taylorstuart602@gmail.com if you wish to commission music. We mention the podcasts Super Serials and Teen Creeps. Follow

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Podcasts: Episode 3: Daddy, bring me a narwhal! (23 Mar 2017)
Dove, Raven and Wing discuss Sweet Valley Twins 7 Three’s a Crowd, 8 First Place, and 9 Against the Rules, as well as bleak Valley. Follow

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Podcasts: Episode 2: Jod-Hoppers (20 Feb 2017)
You may have seen on Facebook the agonies of getting this uploaded, but now it’s up, working (god, I hope it’s working), and you can listen to the three of us discuss Sweet Valley Twins 4 Choosing Sides; 5 Sneaking Out; and 6 The New Girl and the Bleak Valley world and how they all […]

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Bleak Valley: Welcome to Bleak Valley (26 Jan 2017)
It’s hard to know where your imagination will take you. At the age of eleven, my favourite film was Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragon. If you don’t know it, I suggest you check out the IMDB page. Cliff Notes: it’s a Martial Arts Motown Musical which sees our African American hero and master of Kung […]

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