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Always With the Incest

Steven is a little too interested in Jessica’s hotness. (And other weirdly incestuous vibes.)


Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won't Someone Help Anna by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna? (17 Dec 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won't Someone Help Anna? There's a new girl in town, and she's deaf. BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH!

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Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's In Love by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother’s in Love! (13 Aug 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's in Love! and we learn the truth about Pea Pong. PEA PONG.

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Sweet Valley Twins 27: Teamwork by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork (18 Sep 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork, in which a dog gets a bad dye job and Ken Matthews doesn't get paid for his hard work. Oh, and the twins exist.

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Sweet Valley Twins 12: Keeping SecretsSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets (10 Apr 2017)
Title: Keeping Secrets Tagline: Will Jessica and Elizabeth both break their promises? I reckon it’ll be 50-50. Summary: Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield’s father teaches them a secret language called Ithig. All their friends want to know the secret too, but the twins have made a pact with their father not to give it away. Elizabeth, […]

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Sweet Valley Twins 4: Choosing SidesSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #4: Choosing Sides (30 Jan 2017)
Sweet Valley Twins #4: Choosing Sides

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