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Sweet Valley Twins 34: Jessica the Rock Star by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #34: Jessica the Rock Star (4 Dec 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #34 Jessica the Rock Star, in which Jessica both CANNOT and CAN sing, and the Unicorns host a billion parties.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret by Jamie SuzanneSuper Editions, Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret (23 Oct 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret, in which the Wakefield Twins attend a Sleepaway Camp, and ACTUALLY ENTER A CONTEST THEY DON'T WIN.

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Sweet Valley Twins 29: Jessica and the Brat Attack by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack (9 Oct 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack, wherein Jess faces four children more evil and annoying than herself. And Wing has zero sympathy. It is beautiful.

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Sweet Valley Twins 28: April Fool by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! (25 Sep 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! This book sees Elizabeth and Jessica join forces against their brother Stephen, who has become possessed by a giant squid. The fourteen-year-old sandwich chomper threatens to squirt his murky ink all over Sweet Valley, and the twins decree he Must Be Stopped. (Actually, that's a big lie... April Fool!)

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Sweet Valley Twins 27: Teamwork by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork (18 Sep 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork, in which a dog gets a bad dye job and Ken Matthews doesn't get paid for his hard work. Oh, and the twins exist.

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Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #26: Taking Charge (11 Sep 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge, in which the b-plot is the most compelling thing, because it doesn't require an iron grip on the idiot ball.

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Sweet Valley Twins 25: Standing Out by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #25: Standing Out (28 Aug 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 25: Standing Out, in which Billie Layton has to deal with getting her period, liking boys, and having her shitbag parents steal her name and give it to their new child.

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Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #21: Left Behind (18 Jul 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind, where Saint Elizabeth solves everything. Again.

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Sweet Valley Twins 19: The Bully - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully (26 Jun 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully, a book she loves the idea of, but loathes the execution of.

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Sweet Valley Twins 17: Boys Against Girls - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #17: Boys Against Girls (29 May 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 17: Boys Against Girls, and loves it! Wing and Raven? Not so much.

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