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Sweet Valley Twins 28: April Fool by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! This book sees Elizabeth and Jessica join forces against their brother Stephen, who has become possessed by a giant squid. The fourteen-year-old sandwich chomper threatens to squirt his murky ink all over Sweet Valley, and the twins decree he Must Be Stopped. (Actually, that's a big lie... April Fool!)

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Sweet Valley Twins 27: Teamwork by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork, in which a dog gets a bad dye job and Ken Matthews doesn't get paid for his hard work. Oh, and the twins exist.

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Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #26: Taking Charge by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge, in which the b-plot is the most compelling thing, because it doesn't require an iron grip on the idiot ball.

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Sweet Valley Twins 25: Standing Out by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #25: Standing Out by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 25: Standing Out, in which Billie Layton has to deal with getting her period, liking boys, and having her shitbag parents steal her name and give it to their new child.

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Sweet Valley Twins 14: Tug of War by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War, the first in the series to reuse a plot - and only two books after the last time this plot was used: student council elections!

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