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Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married, wherein each twin gets paired with an even worse version of themself and wacky hi-jinks ensue with bonus baby (egg) death! #RIPStevenFidos #NeverForget

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Sweet Valley Twins 62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mom by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mum by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah's Dad and Sophia's Mum and is both annoyed and bored. How? How is that even possible? All these great tropes and yet the story is terrible.

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Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans wherein Melissa and Andy McCormick lose their mother and it's actually quite sad, and Elizabeth does very little, except show up every few pages to remind us that she exists.

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Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom wherein Coco, the newest hottest star, is a genuinely awful parent, allows her employee to abuse her daughter, and actively teaches her daughter to keep secrets from her father.

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Sweet Valley Twins 54: The Big Party Weekend by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #54: The Big Party Weekend by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #54: The Big Party Weekend, wherein the Wakefield siblings hold a super-cool party while their parents are off their boxes on disco biscuits.

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Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica, wherein Brooke becomes Brookette (trés French) and Jessica's family use humiliation to teach her a lesson.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret by Jamie Suzanne Super Editions, Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret, in which the Wakefield Twins attend a Sleepaway Camp, and ACTUALLY ENTER A CONTEST THEY DON'T WIN.

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