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Sweet Valley Twins #79: Jessica's Blind Date by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #79: Jessica’s Blind Date (10 Jun 2019)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #79: Jessica's Blind Date, in which all the kids in Sweet Valley Middle School throw their keys into the bowl...

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Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie (1 Apr 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie, which is offensive to voodoo practitioners, the disabled, Harriet Tubman and Sojourner Truth specifically, and is literally the worst Sweet Valley book Dove has ever read. That includes ithig.

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Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day (13 Mar 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.

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Sweet Valley Twins 75: Jessica and the EarthquakeSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake (4 Mar 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake, which unfortunately does not have the same body count as the Sweet Valley High book called Earthquake.

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Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion (28 Jan 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion

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Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees (14 Jan 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees wherein #BestJess attempts to save the trees, Elizabeth is genuinely useless, facts are a last resort.

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Sweet Valley Twins 67: Jessica the Thief by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief (3 Dec 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief, and it's fun enough for an overdone plot and subplot. Also: Jessica is a damn thief all the damn time. Except this time.

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Sweet Valley Twins 66: The Great Boyfriend Switch by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #66: The Great Boyfriend Switch (20 Nov 2018)
Raven recaps The Great Boyfriend Switch, and needs a spreadsheet to keep track on all the Twinny subterfuge.

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Sweet Valley Twins #65: Patty's Last Dance by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #65: Patty’s Last Dance (12 Nov 2018)
Wing recaps Patty's Last Dance and the book dances its way into her heart.

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Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! (17 Sep 2018)
Dove recaps the most offensive book in the series to date, Sweet Valley Twins #60: Ciao, Sweet Valley! wherein Jamie Suzanne wants us to really hate Italy. It's ok though, we just hate the Jamie Suzanne instead.

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