Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins

Sweet Valley Twins #79: Jessica’s Blind Date

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Sweet Valley Twins #79: Jessica's Blind Date by Jamie Suzanne

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #79: Jessica’s Blind Date, in which all the kids in Sweet Valley Middle School throw their keys into the bowl…

Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie

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Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie by Jamie Suzanne

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie, which is offensive to voodoo practitioners, the disabled, Harriet Tubman and Sojourner Truth specifically, and is literally the worst Sweet Valley book Dove has ever read. That includes ithig.

Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away

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Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away by Jamie Suzanne

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away, and, shock of all shocks, REALLY LIKES TODD WILKINS. Who replaced her with some sort of Sweet Valley pod person?!

Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day

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Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day by Jamie Suzanne

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.

Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake

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Sweet Valley Twins 75: Jessica and the Earthquake

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake, which unfortunately does not have the same body count as the Sweet Valley High book called Earthquake.

Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees

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Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Jamie Suzanne

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees wherein #BestJess attempts to save the trees, Elizabeth is genuinely useless, facts are a last resort.

Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief

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Sweet Valley Twins 67: Jessica the Thief by Jamie Suzanne

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief, and it’s fun enough for an overdone plot and subplot. Also: Jessica is a damn thief all the damn time. Except this time.

Sweet Valley Twins #66: The Great Boyfriend Switch

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Sweet Valley Twins 66: The Great Boyfriend Switch by Jamie Suzanne

Raven recaps The Great Boyfriend Switch, and needs a spreadsheet to keep track on all the Twinny subterfuge.

Sweet Valley Twins #54: The Big Party Weekend

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Sweet Valley Twins 54: The Big Party Weekend by Jamie Suzanne

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #54: The Big Party Weekend, wherein the Wakefield siblings hold a super-cool party while their parents are off their boxes on disco biscuits.

Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott

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Sweet Valley Twins 52: Booster Boycott by Jamie Suzanne

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott and burns everything to the fucking ground. Fuck gender essentialism. Fuck heteronormativity. Fuck Wakefields Must Win.