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Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War

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Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War by Jamie Suzanne

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War, wherein middle school is exactly like the Cold War, Ellen’s dad wears a funny hat, and Johnny Buck again fails to move to Sweet Valley

Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie

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Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie by Jamie Suzanne

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie, which is offensive to voodoo practitioners, the disabled, Harriet Tubman and Sojourner Truth specifically, and is literally the worst Sweet Valley book Dove has ever read. That includes ithig.

Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake

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Sweet Valley Twins 75: Jessica and the Earthquake

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake, which unfortunately does not have the same body count as the Sweet Valley High book called Earthquake.

Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion

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Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion by Jamie Suzanne

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion

Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna?

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Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won't Someone Help Anna by Jamie Suzanne

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna? There’s a new girl in town, and she’s deaf. BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH!

Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother’s in Love!

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Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's In Love by Jamie Suzanne

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother’s in Love! and we learn the truth about Pea Pong. PEA PONG.