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Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Winston Egbert

Class clown, geek, and member of the Boosters Club. Sort-of in a couple with Grace Oliver.


Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day (13 Mar 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.

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Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees (14 Jan 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees wherein #BestJess attempts to save the trees, Elizabeth is genuinely useless, facts are a last resort.

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SVMS Yearbook Cover 2018Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Middle School Yearbook Superlatives (24 Dec 2018)
Raven and Dove never did yearbooks. They never did superlatives. They felt like they missed out. Here are what they came up with…

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Sweet Valley Twins 59: Barnyard Battle by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #59: Barnyard Battle (27 Aug 2018)
Raven recaps Barnyard Battle, in which Elizabeth nearly dies in a lightning storm and no one gives a tiny rat's ass.

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Sweet Valley Twins 52: Booster Boycott by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott (18 Jun 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott and burns everything to the fucking ground. Fuck gender essentialism. Fuck heteronormativity. Fuck Wakefields Must Win.

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Sweet Valley Twins 43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss, by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss (12 Mar 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabet's First Kiss, which sees Elizabeth lose her lip virginity to the inestimable Todd Wilkins... or does she?

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 26 (26 Nov 2017)
Dove finishes NaNo. This is the final chapter of #JessicaVsElizabeth. Hope you enjoy.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 14 (13 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. Dove attempts to write action scenes. People die. Enjoy.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 13 (11 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. The tributes receive sponsorship gifts.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 12 (10 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. The tributes separate in an attempt to save themselves.

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