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Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Steven Wakefield

Irritating older brother of the twins. His personality bounces wildly between wise protective big brother and colossal asshat.


Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery (22 Oct 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery, which abounds with mystery and a little schooling, but has infinite charm.

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Sweet Valley Twins 62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mom by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mum (8 Oct 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah's Dad and Sophia's Mum and is both annoyed and bored. How? How is that even possible? All these great tropes and yet the story is terrible.

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Sweet Valley Twins 61: Jessica the Nerd by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #61: Jessica the Nerd (24 Sep 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #61: Jessica the Nerd, in which Jessica is forced to choose between Nerds and Unicorns, with surprising (and entertaining) results.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower (10 Sep 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Francine Pascal and it's great, creepy fun ... except the point is to make Elizabeth believe in ghosts AND SHE ALREADY SHOULD.

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Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's In Love by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother’s in Love! (13 Aug 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's in Love! and we learn the truth about Pea Pong. PEA PONG.

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Sweet Valley Twins #56: The Wakefields Strike it Rich by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #56: The Wakefields Strike It Rich (30 Jul 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #56: The Wakefields Strike It Rich, in which Great Aunt Helen gives the Wakefield Siblings a large cash payout, and a reason for them to murder her for a sizeable inheritance.

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Sweet Valley Twins 54: The Big Party Weekend by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #54: The Big Party Weekend (2 Jul 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #54: The Big Party Weekend, wherein the Wakefield siblings hold a super-cool party while their parents are off their boxes on disco biscuits.

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Sweet Valley Twins 49: The Twins’ Little Sister by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #49: The Twins’ Little Sister (21 May 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 49: The Twins' Little Sister by Jamie Suzanne, and no, the twins are not ready to be big sisters. They will never be ready.

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Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica (23 Apr 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica, wherein Brooke becomes Brookette (trés French) and Jessica's family use humiliation to teach her a lesson.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Carnival Ghost by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #3: The Carnival Ghost (26 Mar 2018)
Wing forgot to fill this in, so Dove will summarise: Wing falls hopelessly in love with this awesome story, wherein Liz makes BFFs with a ghost, Lila is sass personified, Jessica is a true believer, and DOVE WAS RIGHT THAT THIS IS THE BEST SWEET VALLEY BOOK EVER.

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