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Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Sandra Ferris

A fugly invisible girl who becomes popular through the power of prettiness after a makeover. Clearly she reverted to her former look, because she was never seen again after her book. Which is a good thing, because Sandra is an attention-seeking drama queen who needs a good kick in the face. Emotionally manipulative. Will probably spend the rest of her life crying in the loos on a night out, desperately forcing her friends to validate her prettiness. (Or Jessica killed her. I’m plumping for that one.) Status: Never seen again. Presumed dead and buried in the Mercandy backyard by Jessica. #ThankYouJess


SVMS Yearbook Cover 2018Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Middle School Yearbook Superlatives (24 Dec 2018)
Raven and Dove never did yearbooks. They never did superlatives. They felt like they missed out. Here are what they came up with…

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 14 (13 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. Dove attempts to write action scenes. People die. Enjoy.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 10 & 11 (9 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. The Hunger Games start. There are deaths.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 9 (8 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo, this time with a really long chapter of pre-Hunger Games interviews, hosted by Beau Dillon and Johnny Buck!

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 8 (7 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNoWriMo. The tributes get made over before their live interviews. And there's fisticuffs.

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Sweet Valley Twins 31: Jessicas Bad Idea by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #31: Jessica’s Bad Idea (30 Oct 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 31: Jessica's Bad Idea, in which the most loathesome creature on the planet goes toe-to-toe with... Jessica? Yes. There is someone *worse* than Jess in Sweet Valley.

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