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Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Nora Mercandy

Mistaken for a witch who lives in a haunted house. Relentlessly bullied until she revealed she had a famous grandpa, and now everything’s cool.


Sweet Valley Twins 37: The War Between the Twins by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins (8 Jan 2018)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins, in which Jessica launches a rival newspaper, many lies are told and Amy Sutton can just get in the f***ing sea.

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Sweet Valley Twins 23: Claim to Fame by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #23: Claim to Fame (31 Jul 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 23: Claim to Fame, wherein the school inexplicably celebrates being 25 years old by burying a time capsule containing stuff from 25 years ago.

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Sweet Valley Twins 17: Boys Against Girls - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #17: Boys Against Girls (29 May 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 17: Boys Against Girls, and loves it! Wing and Raven? Not so much.

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Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #16: Second Best (22 May 2017)
Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best. Where brothers dislike each other, and it's up to busybody Elizabeth to turn them into BFFs.

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Sweet Valley Twins 11: Buried Treasure (Image from Calibre dataSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure (3 Apr 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure

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Sweet Valley Twins 4: Choosing SidesSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #4: Choosing Sides (30 Jan 2017)
Sweet Valley Twins #4: Choosing Sides

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Sweet Valley Twins 3: The Haunted HouseSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House (16 Jan 2017)
Title: The Haunted House Tagline: Will a witch’s spell come between Elizabeth and Jessica? [Dove: Not until Super Chiller #9, and it’s more of a curse than a spell…] [Wing: SPOILERS.] Summary: Everyone at Sweet Valley Middle School has always said the Mercandy mansion is haunted. Strange lights flicker in the windows at night, and […]

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Sweet Valley Twins 2: Teacher's PetSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet (9 Jan 2017)
Title: Teacher’s Pet Tagline: Will Jessica steal the lead in the ballet recital from Elizabeth? (The answer to that question is always yes. If Jessica can steal something from Elizabeth, she will. And Elizabeth will be like, “Oh, Jess, you’re so funny.”) [Raven: Alternate Tagline – “Elizabeth waves her hands in the air, while Jessica […]

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