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Evil twins snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Ned Wakefield

Law-practicing father of the twins. Not sure what kind of law, he seems to know about adoption, land, wills and corporate. Clearly must be a nightmare to work with. Or he’s still a trainee and is doing a three month seat in each area?

Legal Practice areas: Family (#7 Three’s a Crowd); Corpoate/Copyright/IP (#18 Centre of Attention); and more to come as we cover those books.

Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees wherein #BestJess attempts to save the trees, Elizabeth is genuinely useless, facts are a last resort.

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Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married, wherein each twin gets paired with an even worse version of themself and wacky hi-jinks ensue with bonus baby (egg) death! #RIPStevenFidos #NeverForget

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Sweet Valley Twins 62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mom by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mum by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah's Dad and Sophia's Mum and is both annoyed and bored. How? How is that even possible? All these great tropes and yet the story is terrible.

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Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica, wherein Brooke becomes Brookette (trés French) and Jessica's family use humiliation to teach her a lesson.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Carnival Ghost by Jamie Suzanne Super Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #3: The Carnival Ghost by Wing
Wing forgot to fill this in, so Dove will summarise: Wing falls hopelessly in love with this awesome story, wherein Liz makes BFFs with a ghost, Lila is sass personified, Jessica is a true believer, and DOVE WAS RIGHT THAT THIS IS THE BEST SWEET VALLEY BOOK EVER.

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