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Character: Mrs Arnette

Known as “the Hairnet” because she wears a hairnet every day. Kind of grumpy.


Sweet Valley Twins 67: Jessica the Thief by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief (3 Dec 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief, and it's fun enough for an overdone plot and subplot. Also: Jessica is a damn thief all the damn time. Except this time.

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Sweet Valley Twins 61: Jessica the Nerd by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #61: Jessica the Nerd (24 Sep 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #61: Jessica the Nerd, in which Jessica is forced to choose between Nerds and Unicorns, with surprising (and entertaining) results.

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Sweet Valley Twins 59: Barnyard Battle by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #59: Barnyard Battle (27 Aug 2018)
Raven recaps Barnyard Battle, in which Elizabeth nearly dies in a lightning storm and no one gives a tiny rat's ass.

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Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans (20 Aug 2018)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans wherein Melissa and Andy McCormick lose their mother and it's actually quite sad, and Elizabeth does very little, except show up every few pages to remind us that she exists.

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Sweet Valley Twins #48: Mandy Miller Fights Back by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #48: Mandy Miller Fights Back (8 May 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #49: Mandy Miller Fights Back, in which we meet the best Sweet Valley peripheral character yet!

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Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #16: Second Best (22 May 2017)
Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best. Where brothers dislike each other, and it's up to busybody Elizabeth to turn them into BFFs.

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Sweet Valley Twins 1 - Best FriendsSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #1: Best Friends (2 Jan 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #1: Best Friends

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