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Character: Mr Bowman

“Quirky” English teacher with boundary issues. Wears horrible clothes. Elizabeth’s favourite teacher, so I hate him based on that.

Sweet Valley Twins 51: Elizabeth the Impossible by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible wherein Elizabeth enters an abusive relationship and changes everything about herself to appease her abuser. Or she gets too big for her boots after winning a few awards. You decide what you think the book's about.

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Sweet Valley Twins 44: Amy Moves In by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #44: Amy Moves In by Raven
Raven recaps the totally forgettable... erm... huh... what was it again? Something to do with a fire? Oh yeah, Sweet Valley Twins #44: Amy Moves In.

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Sweet Valley Twins 12: Keeping Secrets Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets by Raven
Title: Keeping Secrets Tagline: Will Jessica and Elizabeth both break their promises? I reckon it’ll be 50-50. Summary: Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield’s father teaches them a secret language called Ithig. All their friends want to know the secret too, but the twins have made a pact with their father not to give it away. Elizabeth, […]

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Sweet Valley Twins 9: Against the Rules Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don't like it. Can you blame them? You don't live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.

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Sweet Valley Twins 6: The New Girl Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #6: The New Girl by Raven
Title: The New Girl Tagline: How can twin sisters cause triple trouble? Answer: By kidnapping a classmate and forcing them to undergo radical plastic surgery for the purposes of a joke? Pretty sure Amy would do it willingly. Summary: Identical twins Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield don’t always agree on things – until Brooke Dennis arrives […]

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