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Character: Mr Bowman

“Quirky” English teacher with boundary issues. Wears horrible clothes. Elizabeth’s favourite teacher, so I hate him based on that.


Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away (26 Mar 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #77: Todd Runs Away, and, shock of all shocks, REALLY LIKES TODD WILKINS. Who replaced her with some sort of Sweet Valley pod person?!

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Sweet Valley Twins 51: Elizabeth the Impossible by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible (4 Jun 2018)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #51: Elizabeth the Impossible wherein Elizabeth enters an abusive relationship and changes everything about herself to appease her abuser. Or she gets too big for her boots after winning a few awards. You decide what you think the book's about.

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Sweet Valley Twins 44: Amy Moves In by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #44: Amy Moves In (3 Apr 2018)
Raven recaps the totally forgettable... erm... huh... what was it again? Something to do with a fire? Oh yeah, Sweet Valley Twins #44: Amy Moves In.

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Sweet Valley Twins 29: Jessica and the Brat Attack by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack (9 Oct 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack, wherein Jess faces four children more evil and annoying than herself. And Wing has zero sympathy. It is beautiful.

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Sweet Valley Twins 19: The Bully - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully (26 Jun 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully, a book she loves the idea of, but loathes the execution of.

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Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #16: Second Best (22 May 2017)
Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best. Where brothers dislike each other, and it's up to busybody Elizabeth to turn them into BFFs.

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Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth (24 Apr 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth

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Sweet Valley Twins 12: Keeping SecretsSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets (10 Apr 2017)
Title: Keeping Secrets Tagline: Will Jessica and Elizabeth both break their promises? I reckon it’ll be 50-50. Summary: Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield’s father teaches them a secret language called Ithig. All their friends want to know the secret too, but the twins have made a pact with their father not to give it away. Elizabeth, […]

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Sweet Valley Twins 11: Buried Treasure (Image from Calibre dataSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure (3 Apr 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure

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Sweet Valley Twins 9: Against the RulesSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules (13 Mar 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don't like it. Can you blame them? You don't live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.

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