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Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Melissa McCormick

An “orphan” with a living father. Is not scared of Lila. Her mother’s death was the subject of Book #58 (Elizabeth and the Orphans), but in book #86 (It Can’t Happen Here) she picks up Melissa from the Dairi Burger. Guess that death thing didn’t take.


Sweet Valley Twins 63: Poor Lila by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #63: Poor Lila! (15 Oct 2018)
Dove recaps the best book in the series, Sweet Valley Twins 63: Poor Lila!, wherein Lila is poor, the twins are nearly absent and EVERYONE is sassy.

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Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans (20 Aug 2018)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans wherein Melissa and Andy McCormick lose their mother and it's actually quite sad, and Elizabeth does very little, except show up every few pages to remind us that she exists.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 26 (26 Nov 2017)
Dove finishes NaNo. This is the final chapter of #JessicaVsElizabeth. Hope you enjoy.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 23 & 24 (24 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. There are answers in this chapter!

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 17 (16 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. There's a tsunami, a toothbrush and some superglue.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 5 (4 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to #NaNoWriMo. The tributes have been picked. How is everyone dealing with this? You might guess "not well" is the answer. You'd be right.

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Sweet Valley Twins 2: Teacher's PetSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet (9 Jan 2017)
Title: Teacher’s Pet Tagline: Will Jessica steal the lead in the ballet recital from Elizabeth? (The answer to that question is always yes. If Jessica can steal something from Elizabeth, she will. And Elizabeth will be like, “Oh, Jess, you’re so funny.”) [Raven: Alternate Tagline – “Elizabeth waves her hands in the air, while Jessica […]

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