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Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Ken Matthews

Very short basketball player with daddy issues and a Napoleon complex. As intelligent as plywood. Amy’s love interest. (Spoiler: goes “fatally” blind in one SVH book, but gets better.)


Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 9 (8 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo, this time with a really long chapter of pre-Hunger Games interviews, hosted by Beau Dillon and Johnny Buck!

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 5 (4 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to #NaNoWriMo. The tributes have been picked. How is everyone dealing with this? You might guess "not well" is the answer. You'd be right.

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Sweet Valley Twins 29: Jessica and the Brat Attack by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack (9 Oct 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack, wherein Jess faces four children more evil and annoying than herself. And Wing has zero sympathy. It is beautiful.

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Sweet Valley Twins 27: Teamwork by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork (18 Sep 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork, in which a dog gets a bad dye job and Ken Matthews doesn't get paid for his hard work. Oh, and the twins exist.

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Sweet Valley Twins 19: The Bully - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully (26 Jun 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully, a book she loves the idea of, but loathes the execution of.

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Sweet Valley Twins 11: Buried Treasure (Image from Calibre dataSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure (3 Apr 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure

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Sweet Valley Twins 4: Choosing SidesSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #4: Choosing Sides (30 Jan 2017)
Sweet Valley Twins #4: Choosing Sides

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Sweet Valley Twins 3: The Haunted HouseSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House (16 Jan 2017)
Title: The Haunted House Tagline: Will a witch’s spell come between Elizabeth and Jessica? [Dove: Not until Super Chiller #9, and it’s more of a curse than a spell…] [Wing: SPOILERS.] Summary: Everyone at Sweet Valley Middle School has always said the Mercandy mansion is haunted. Strange lights flicker in the windows at night, and […]

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